Quotes


Session 20 -- Sing Ho

"It’s like Westside Story on crack." -- Cylk

"Why am I not seeing Amber when I look down?" -- Theseus
"Because it isn’t there." -- Breann
"Thank you Steven Hawkins." -- Cylk
"Next step: rocket science." -- Ander

"I have to be a scum bag; it’s just my nature." -- Cylk

"Her [the date's] nose is buried in my arm pit." -- Cylk
"Wow... it sounds so charming when YOU say it." -- Breann

"Did you buy down your warefare?" -- Quinn to Cylk

"Where’d you get those guys and the hummer?" -- Vic
"I hate tailgaters." -- Ander


Session 21 -- Yet Another Boot to the Head

"What do I do with this guy?’ -- Vic, indicating the 'escort' that Ander just knocked out.
"I don’t know... stand him up or somthing." -- Ander

"You keep this (shadowshifting ) up while we drive and my kid won’t pass geography." -- Vic to Ander, after a one hour drive from Chicago to Boston

"So Ms. Mysterious from last night is finally out of the house. What are you going to do now?" -- GM
"I am going to go back upstairs and get some." -- Cylk

"I'll need a disguise..." -- Quinn
"Great! We'll dress you up like a woman." -- Breann
"How would you know how to dress like a woman?" -- Quinn
"Simple. I ask Theseus’s opinion." -- Breann

"Idle threats don’t bother me." -- Cylk
"No, but I bet dick threats do." -- Breann


Session 22 -- Much Ado about Tir

"I am not going to suck up to a fucking HORSE." -- Breann, referring to Morgenstern

"Want to come visit the elven quarter? You might meet a nice guy..." -- Quinn
"I'm am more interested in meeting someone who slept with Julian." -- Breann
"You've already seen that someone: short, red hair, lots of power..." -- Quinn
"Yeah, but Fiona was just having Pity Sex." -- GM
"I don't see Fiona having Pity Sex." -- Quinn
"She slept with Theseus, need we say more?" -- Breann

"Fine elven cuisine: roasted nuts." -- GM
"Whose?" -- Breann

"If you see Morgenstern, kick him in the ass for me." -- Breann
"Sure, that will be right around the same time I knee Benedict in the groin." -- Quinn

"I want to introduce some more NPC's next session." -- GM
"More? We haven't even killed off the first set." -- Breann


Session 23 -- Air Walk

"I doubt he would let Brand walk it." -- Quinn, referring to Osric and the Tir Pattern
"Yeah someone as much of a bastard as he is poses problems." -- Breann
"I was thinking someone as psychically powerful as him, but however you want to word it." -- GM

"You should be very weary of Quinn, then: he hasn't been in very Amber long and is working with your mother." -- Quinn
"Yes, but that is just bad taste on his part." -- Breann

"How are your arms?" -- Breann
"They have healed nicely, thank you." -- Anax
"It was my pleasure." -- Breann

"I am talking to a winged babe and you're with Osric and Anax." -- Quinn
"I am doing it for you own good." -- Breann
"And to snipe at them." -- Quinn
"There is that." -- Breann

"I have a radiant confidence that only a man with 3 prepared teleports can." -- Quinn

"I'll check to see who's at home. I go to the infirmary." -- Breann, returning to Castle Amber


Session 24 -- Surprise Party

"Osric has many qualities that would best be eulogized after his death." -- Quinn

"Oh did I forget to mention that spells are a easier after you walk the Tir Pattern? I forgot you dabble in magic." -- Artanis
"DABBLE???????" -- Quinn


Session 25 -- Mirror, mirror, in the Hall...

"Okay, let's try the scene again, with tension." -- GM, after Breann and Brigid have a conversation

"It is so relaxing being a universe away from Osric." -- Quinn, chilling in Amber


Session 26 -- Making rounds

"Oh this is bad... very bad." -- Larik
"Could be worse: at least there are no relatives around." -- Breann

"Is he coming after me with the sword?" -- Larik, asked GM about the Baron
"Oh no, this will be MUCH worse." -- Quinn


Session 27 -- Custom Guns and Ambuscades

"Do you have a trump of yourself." -- GM
"I... have no idea." -- Quinn
"No idea?" -- GM
"Why would he need to know? What would be do with it?" -- Breann
"That's why I don't remember, it's useless to me. I can always get ahold of myself." -- Quinn

"As for the egg thing keep it in mind." -- Quinn, making sure Miriel knows how to deal with Dworkin's advice.


Session 28 -- The Family that Jails together...

"Your mom has a look of pure murder that you have only seen her use when she looks at you." -- GM, to Breann, about the soon-to-be-imprisoned Deirdre


Session 29 -- Making Family Connections

"Amber: my personal rollercoaster where I ride the jewel." -- GM
"And it's owner." -- Breann
"Not yet..." -- Quinn

"We head up." -- Breann
"We?" -- GM
"The Royal We: Me." -- Breann

"This guy is going to be a criple for the rest of his life." -- GM
"If you don't play nice, you don't get to play." -- Breann

"Her will has to be stronger then his -- she has two kids." -- Breann

"I will stop after I am good and sure he is dead." -- Breann
"Letting out a little repressed anger are we?" -- Quinn


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