“I am not worried about the soldiers... they’re not after me.” -- Breann
“THERE SHE IS! GET HER!” -- Soldiers
“Or I could be wrong.” -- Breann
“This is your chance to play with me.” -- Edward to GM
“Is it a boy or a girl?” -- Breann
“It’s a balrog.” -- GM
“Well, what is it? I am right there -- I can tell.” --
Breann, miming the eye-to-groin contact.
“You know, it is getting awfully crowded up here.” -- Edward pointing at his head.
“That’s what you get for playing in the baron’s backyard.” --
Megan, about Breann's nasty nightmares.
"How many backyards does this fucker have?” -- Breann
“And what is the lesson that we learned today?” -- Megan
“That Megan sucks.” -- Breann, still miffed
“I suggest you fuck the Unicorn, it’s the only way to save yourself.” -- Megan
“What is Megan doing?” -- GM
“Having sex.” -- Edward
[Everyone looks at Edward.]
[shrug] "Just a guess." -- Edward
“Was that Random?” -- Bleys, as a nude Megan trumps into the Grand Hall and
carries a blonde man away over her shoulder.
“Well, if it happens on a regular schedule, I plan to be here.” -- Edward
“These were a gift from my mother….I think.” -- Edward
“Diedre trumps Ander and it works.” -- GM
“YES! I DIDN’T KILL HIM!” -- Breann
“Someone ate his Stupid Wheaties this morning.” -- Breann
“Actually the only character likely to be pregnant right now is Edward.” --
GM
“I DON’T WANT TO KNOW I don’t want to know.” -- Edward
“My brother doesn’t want to be like me when he grows up.” -- Breann
“That’s because he HAS grown up.” -- Megan
You go flying out the thrid floor window -- they main problem here is landing in such a
way as to not break you or him." -- GM
“I don’t mind breaking him.” -- Megan, regarding Random
“Try to land on top.” -- Edward
“I should be used to doing that.” -- Megan
“See, that was my problem: he had his clothes on.” -- Megan, explaining why she was having so much trouble wrestling Random
“Are they going to freak out when I slay the monster?” -- Breann
“I’d be VERY surprised if you did.” -- GM
“They’re only bugbears, so I rip one's head off.” -- Quinn
“Miriel is the executive up in charge of being the bosses daughter.” -- Quinn
“How can you refer to any part of Gerard’s body as tootsies?” -- Lysander, to GM
“I am about to become the virgin of wrath.” -- Breann
“Good shot, missed me entirely.” -- Quinn
“See what happens when I shovel?” -- Theseus
“And Fiona is still on top.” -- Megan
“I don’t know what Lora looks like.” -- Edward
“It isn’t her, it has a mustache and beard.” -- GM
“So what was her name?” -- Mystery Man
“Breann...” -- Edward
[Mystery Man give him a 'look'.]
"...ahh...ette. Breannaette, yes, that's it." -- Edward
“He doesn’t give him a 'look' -- he raises his eyebrow a bit.” -- GM
“In Amber, that's a look.” -- Lysander
“Those that can not think, fight.” -- Edward
“So …marital problems?” -- Quinn
“Yeah… a wife.” -- Lysander
“It was either marry her or get my pecker cut off... so I’d hate to see what divorces are like.” -- Lysander
“So, Quinn and Theseus walk off... phrases like ‘kill the bitch’ sprinkle the conversation.” -- Theseus
“So we’ve established the women of the family look good in an exercise suit... let’s move on.” -- Theseus
“Well, Gerard won’t be ready to be on a ship, but he might
want to stay with the fleet.” -- Quinn
“I know there is a joke about ‘sea legs’ in there somewhere, but... ”
-- Lysander
“You need to do spells well enough to negate 3 points of bad
stuff.” -- GM
“We are so screwed.” -- Breann
“Breann 98: 'Where do you think you're going today?'” -- GM, on Breann's teleportation skills
"You are the planner, I merely provide the magick to back up your
grand schemes." -- Breann
“We’re Doooomed.” -- Edward
“Tell me about the twinkies.” -- Quinn
“Welcome to the Whoopin' Seat, those are my butt grooves in it, you’ll just have to work em out yourself.” -- Theseus
"I wonder if I should break trump contact." -- Breann, while being forcibly
pulled through a trump link to Lora
“Theseus would have broken contact by now.” -- Theseus
“Oh SHIT.” -- Breann
“Why Megan, your posture is immaculate.” -- Theseus
“That must be the unicorn horn shoved up my ass.” -- Megan
“Lord Lysander…” -- Daelyn
“Oh, I am so in the wrong place.” -- Lysander
“Right now, I'm thinking I should walk out and check the fucking address on the front door of this place.” -- Lysander
“I have to nail Megan before Fiona gets Edward, then I win...” -- Quinn
“...or I could just nail Edward -- I would win that way, too.” -- Quinn
“I use my powers for good, not evil.” -- Edward
“You're like a Greyhound, everyone has had a ride.” -- Breann
“Yeah, but it is a very good ride.” -- Quinn
“This is so not a good thing.” -- Lysander, talking about... everything.
"I wouldn't send troops into a battle I wouldn't join myself." -- Breann
"The men fight -for- you." -- Edward
"They fight with me." -- Breann
(mutter) "Which is why - I - run the kingdom." -- Theseus
"My god Ander's arrived - I cold cock her." -- Edward
"Don't make us banish you to another room." -- Breann
"I think the game will drag on without me." -- GM
"I was talking to Theseus." -- Breann
"It's Ander why bother with only one barrel of a shot gun." -- Quinn
"Andre the giant hip check." -- GM
"scary thought." -- Lysander
"Yeah especially since he's dead." -- Edward
"Ah Ander's not dead." -- Quinn
"Thank you captain obvious." -- Theseus
"Next stop rocket science." -- Ander
"The weinnie faked me out." -- Quinn
"When your in the shower with Quinn and you drop the soap, you kick it all the way out into the hall before you bend over." -- Lysander
"The only troops Megan leads from the front is a parade." -- Megan
"I am going to strangle him with my small intestine if I have to." -- Lysander
"I am going back to the castle to sulk a bit." -- Breann
"You can't sulk." -- GM
"Why not?" -- Breann
"Your the Queen." -- The Group
"I don't have time to stop it, I forgot I suck." -- Breann
"Fortuntely I am leaving this chickenshit outfit." -- Quinn
"Then what will you put on?" -- Breann
"I have established an infirmary for the troops of the unicorn." -- Megan
"Also known as an ublette." -- Quinn
"He doesn't look any bigger then last time he beat the crap out of me does he?" -- Edward
"Wooh are we in an alternate universe." -- Lysander
"Edward turns away from the contact." --
Edward
"So does the gm." -- GM
"Oh crap I am in the wrong place." -- Lysander
"So now there are only 2 good guys." -- Ander
"You look somewhat the worse for the wear." --
Daelyn
Lysander spits grass "What do you mean?"
"I have to find gadget." -- Lysander
"How did you lose it?" -- GM"
"I threw it at Edward's head." -- Lysander
"Obviously she fears my ability to perform."
-- Edward
"Well yeah." -- Megan
"Where there's a will, there's a way." --
Breann
"There was never a will -- there was you, a gun, and a flying horse." -- GM
"Your ass is grass and Theseus is a lawnmower." -- Breann
"I am going to beat him like a red-headed step child." -- Lysander