"Who are you really angry at: me, or my mother and
brother?" -- Breann, to Evil-Gèrard
"He's in your dungeon." -- Quinn
"How would you suggest I torture him
successfully?" -- Breann
"Shove a living snake up his ass?" -- Theseus
"The mightest buttocks in the world, and you're going to get a snake in there?"
-- Quinn
"I've got a way for you and your men to
relax." -- GM to Lysander
"Yeah but Megan isn't her old self anymore." -- Edward
"How did he get so lucky?" -- Edward, speaking
of Lysander
"He doesn't have bad stuff." -- Megan
"Megan, come over here [the next room], and you too
Breann." -- GM
"Wait, she's not on my list... well not in the top three." -- Megan, being not
remotely suspicious.
"There's a guy even I'm not ballsy enough to moon." -- Lysander about Osric
"She's supposed to be someone else but I just don't see it." -- Lysander, regarding Queen Breann
"That's a sign that something is wrong, Edward's blessing the world." -- GM
"Your getting a trump call." -- GM
"I ignore it." -- Lysander
"It is insistent." -- GM
"It can piss off." -- Lysander
"Can you make this quick - I have some 'get some' potential going on here." -- Lysander, to person trumping him
"Headline: 'Lysander found trumping himself in the bathroom'." -- Edward
"I'll have Miriel help." -- Theseus
"Mireal's dead." -- Breann
"That was a fake." -- Theseus
"Would you quit killing people unless they are really dead!" -- Breann
"Let me kill Edward." -- Megan
"Let me kill Megan." -- Breann
"Let me die for the Queen." -- Edward
"Diedre goes down." -- GM
"I hear that a lot." -- Edward
"I get the feeling I am no longer queen." -- Breann, having returned to normal Amber
"Well... I utter a 'shit on me' and go about my business." -- Theseus
"'I love you mommy', 'I love you daughter', 'oh mom
mom mom', 'oh daughter daughter daughter'." -- Theseus
"Let's go kill Theseus." -- Breann
"Well do you want to..." -- Daelyn, digging
her toe in the dirt
"Yes I'd love to." -- Lysander, hanging his tongue in the dirt
"Yes I know, you would have already rummaged through his pockets for all the loose change." -- Breann, to Edward, regarding a mysterious corpse.
"Well at least she didn't sleep her way to the
Queenship." -- Megan
"If that was possible, you'd be the one wearing the tiara." -- Breann
"I am thinking whoever Megan was chanelling is a not nice person." -- Megan
"Poor Gerard, everyone was trying to get him on the throne... and then kill him and take his place." -- Megan
"At least you won't have to deal with the
whining." -- Diedre, to Quinn, who is getting out the Castle
"Yes I will." -- Quinn, who has to take Megan and Breann with him
"I don't know what makes it wierder, that it happened at all or that it's never happened before." -- Lysander, regarding Golden Circle earthquakes
"Wow, my entire city was shaken down by an earthquake and I would still rather be me." -- Lysander
"Amber needs an Angel of Mercy and you're it." -- Quinn to Breann
"WE'RE DOOMED." -- Edward
"Is this earthquake thing going to happen again soon?" -- Lysander
"Oh no, you have five or six hours." -- Theseus
"DUDE, that is SOON!" -- Lysander
"I am trying to get Lora to teach me a silence spell." -- Breann
"Oh, the irony." -- Theseus
"Breann is being difficult." -- Edward
"Difficult doesn't go all the way." -- Diedre
"Neither does Breann." -- Theseus
"Something about Quinn, Breann & Megan as the angels of mercy seems
wrong." -- Lysander
"Perhaps 'Stooges of Mercy'." -- Edward
"Hello, Mr. Best-Case-Scenario: I am Reality, nice to meet you." -- Breann, to Quinn
"I search my pockets to see if there is a clue in there." -- Edward
"Why would there be anything you could do for me?" -- Edward, to Breann
"I can't imagine why Edward's doing some of these things." -- Quinn
"When you are not the only one living in your mind these are the things you have to
worry about." -- Breann
"True." -- Quinn
"Being an Angel of Mercy is totally not worth
it." -- Breann
"I could have told you that." -- Edward
"You could go help Edward." -- Megan
"Oh no, that would make me useful. I'd rather accomplish nothing and blame
Quinn." -- Breann
"Shouldn't she be wearing pasties?" -- Megan, offering tips on 'dressing down'
"Did Delwin share anything useful with you during
your stay in Utumno?" -- Quinn
"If he did, I either forgot or it as been editted out." -- Edward
"This isn't your wife or anything, is it?" --
Vanessa, to Ander, looking at Diedre's trump
"I'll explain later." -- Ander
"Yeah, he'll explain why she just LOOKS like his wife." -- Breann
"My dad could beat up your dad." -- Edward to
Theseus
"His dad is dead. Anyone can beat him up." -- Megan
"The last headache wave is coming." -- Theseus
"Oh... really? I thought that talking to Edward was doing it." -- Diedre
"I feel as though I'm having one of those dreams
where I don't know the proper protocols and I'm naked." -- Edward
"Neither of which is good." -- Breann
"But do I get to stay in my home? No, I have
to go back to Amber so a rock can fall on me." -- Lysander
"Welcome to my world." -- Breann
"The Battle itself isn't impressive. The amplitude
is." -- GM
"What do you mean amplitude? Am I afraid of it?" -- Quinn
"Someone's trusting Edward to watch their
back?" -- GM
"That's a dead someone." -- Breann
"Let's just mention that Breann is doing more planning than everyone else." -- Megan
"The bad guy is glowing." -- GM
"Big deal: If I drink enough Mt. Dew I'll glow too." -- Lysander, being
'magical'.
"The hammer bounces. -- GM, referring to Lysander's
opponent
"Now I kick him in the ding ding." -- Lysander
"You know what you need for a weapon? A telephone pole." -- Breann, to Lysander
"Edward, how long did you talk to him during this
'dream'?" -- Deidre
"Oh, about long enough to wonder away and murder someone." -- Edward
"Yeah, I know you know it all, but why don't you check anyway?" -- Breann, to Quinn
"Speaking of being someone's bitch, I am trumping Delwin." -- Edward
"You haven't been run through until you have been
run through by the unicorn." -- GM, referring to Delwin's wounds
"That's what Megan always says." -- Megan & Edward
"I don't have sugar cubes but I do have a very nice bottle of wine." -- Edward propositioning a horse
"What are you doing? Anything you can fuck up?" -- GM, to everyone
"My personal hell is going to suck, I need all the rest I can get." -- Theseus
"OH GOD NO! I mean... 'Hello'." -- Lysander, taking a trump call with his usual aplomb.
"You know, you're really behind on diaries."
-- GM
"Ok, you plan our wedding and I'll write my diaries." -- Jackie
"I am standing, that's all that matters." -- Megan, following a big battle.
"Do you want to go on a trip with me?" --
Ander, to Davin
"Don't I need to ask Mom first?" -- Davin
"NO!" -- Ander, empathically
"Everyone's spending alot of time getting beat
up." -- Jules
"Actually, it's session 69, and I'm trying to get everyone laid." -- GM
"Hey man, these guys can last." -- Lysander,
defending the stamina of the Mighty Magpies.
"She bought endurance for them." -- GM
"I LOVE YOU!" -- Megan, who is seducing several Magpies