{"id":1030,"date":"2002-09-10T11:39:10","date_gmt":"2002-09-10T11:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=1030"},"modified":"2002-09-10T11:39:10","modified_gmt":"2002-09-10T11:39:10","slug":"i-cast-magic-missle-i-attack-the-darkness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2002\/09\/i-cast-magic-missle-i-attack-the-darkness\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>&#8220;I cast magic missle.  I attack the <u>DARKNESS<\/u>.&#8221;<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, the paranoid religious tracts of Mr. Chick.  I remember seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chick.com\/reading\/tracts\/0046\/0046_01.asp\">Dark Dungeons<\/a> in the &#8216;reading rack&#8217; in the entryway of our church when I was a kid.<br \/>\nThose were the days&#8230;<br \/>\nGo ahead, click on the link&#8230; it&#8217;s like that DnD comedy skit that everyone&#8217;s got as a .wav file on their computers, except it&#8217;s not really funny.<\/p>\n<address>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rooba.net\/\">Jon<\/a>)<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, the paranoid religious tracts of Mr. Chick. I remember seeing Dark Dungeons in the &#8216;reading rack&#8217; in the entryway<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links-resources"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}