{"id":116,"date":"2007-10-08T11:39:59","date_gmt":"2007-10-08T11:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2007-10-08T11:39:59","modified_gmt":"2007-10-08T11:39:59","slug":"hes-not-pretty-but-i-like-im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2007\/10\/hes-not-pretty-but-i-like-im\/","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s not pretty, but I like &#8216;im."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.average-bear.com\/img\/img086.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/random.average-bear.com\/img\/Grezzk_spear.jpg','popup','width=550,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/random.average-bear.com\/img\/Grezzk_spear-thumb-350x301.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"301\" alt=\"Grezzk_spear.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-right\" style=\"float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;\" \/><\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<b>&#8220;What are YOU looking at?&#8221;<\/b><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve had a couple pretty good runs with Grezzk lately, and he&#8217;s looking pretty badass: the Shoulderpads-of-self-impalement (not actual name) are new, as are the badass spear and the eyepatch.  Not pictured, the insanely ornate, gorgeous, kick-ass bow &#8220;of the Torn Heart&#8221; that he was given by the ghost of its previous owner, as a reward for saving the world. Again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What are YOU looking at?&#8221; I&#8217;ve had a couple pretty good runs with Grezzk lately, and he&#8217;s looking pretty badass:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mmos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}