{"id":2535,"date":"2011-09-14T19:09:05","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T19:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2012-01-16T19:44:03","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T19:44:03","slug":"life-in-a-wormhole-working-out-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2011\/09\/life-in-a-wormhole-working-out-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in a Wormhole: Working Out #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I think you guys are working out,&#8221; Cabbage takes the time to tell me in private. &#8220;You just fit right in here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s good news, and nice of him to say so. He&#8217;s in a far distant timezone (Our Wormhole: the System That Never Sleeps), and heading out as I&#8217;m logging in, so I wish him a good night as I eat my breakfast and thank him for the kind words.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m wholly alone now (the never-sleeping system can nevertheless get quiet from time to time), so I take some time for a good and thorough scanning of our connecting C2. I nail down a few radar signatures that should lead to some good loot, but it&#8217;s not too be &#8212; the mechanics of the site mean that after it&#8217;s been completely cleared, the site itself will despawn if I leave it for any significant period of time. That&#8217;s fine if all I was after were the wrecks &#8212; they don&#8217;t vanish as readily as the features of the site &#8212; except that the point of these particular kinds of sites are the ancient, hackable databases&#8230; which are now gone, since I had to leave the site to switch into a salvaging and hacking ship. Bugger. Also, the random number generator mocks me on the &#8216;normal&#8217; salvage, which is quiet uninspiring.  This is the problem with soloing these types of sites: it&#8217;s gratifying to know I can, but a pain in the ass when I want to reap the benefits.<\/p>\n<p>The obvious solution to this problem is to bring along one or more additional pilots, and that is now a viable option, since Bre, Wil, and Gor have straggled in over the course of the last hour, clutching cups of tea and rubbing pod goo from their eyes.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2536\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2536\" style=\"width: 353px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/coffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/coffee.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"coffee\" width=\"353\" height=\"450\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2536\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/coffee.jpg 353w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/coffee-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 353px) 100vw, 353px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2536\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;ve already had my first caffeine injection, so I&#039;m ready to go. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I prod my corpmates into motion, and soon we are tearing a missile and laser-shaped hole through our enemies and reaping the rewards; an hour or so of sleeper shooting nets us roughly 90 million isk in loot. We could go on, except (a) the locals have woken up, and seem grumpy&#8230; and heavily armed, and (b) it appears we all have plans for this part of the long weekend, so it looks like we&#8217;ll have to call things off for now and settle for some profit, camaraderie, and a bit of the old ultra-violence.<\/p>\n<p>Works for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I think you guys are working out,&#8221; Cabbage takes the time to tell me in private. &#8220;You just fit right<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3185,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions\/3185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}