{"id":2895,"date":"2011-11-29T21:50:07","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T21:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=2895"},"modified":"2016-01-19T18:02:42","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T18:02:42","slug":"life-in-a-wormhole-too-long-in-the-wasteland-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2011\/11\/life-in-a-wormhole-too-long-in-the-wasteland-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in a Wormhole: Too Long in the Wasteland #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Good album, by the way. James McMurtry. I recommend it.]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/why-me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/why-me.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"why me\" width=\"600\" height=\"416\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2897\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/why-me.jpg 600w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/why-me-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I know it&#8217;s been a few weeks. Believe me when I say I&#8217;d rather be here &#8212; I&#8217;m still in lesbian with you, EvE, even when you hurt me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Just what have you been up to, mister?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>November is always a crazy month around Random Average, and this year was no exception. Matter of fact, it&#8217;s possible I bit off a BIT more than I could chew. Dec-tupled normal work load, plus a good-sized contract job, plus editing work, plus Harper Collins stuff, plus baby, plus NaNoWriMo.<\/p>\n<p>I realize now that I should have nixed one or more of those projects, and the most likely candidate rhymes with NaNoWriMo. Hindsight.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you what I haven&#8217;t been doing. Fucking Skyrim. My god, but internet people like to talk about that game. Never played any of the Elder Scrolls stuff, so it just didn&#8217;t make my radar. Also have not played any table top stuff, or LotRO, or SWTOR beta, or whatever, so please don&#8217;t imagine I&#8217;m messing around with anygame in lieu of EvE and depriving you of my hijinx.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Light at the End of the Tunnel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>November has been a month in which our whole corporation has been taking advantage of Stuff Going On and getting some long-time-to-train skills done. Gor&#8217;s flying force recon ships around now and cackling madly. CB has a couple Sabre-class interdictors in the hanger. Ty&#8217;s almost done mastering Minmatar cruisers and will then (as I understand it) flip a coin to decide between Logistics or Strategic cruisers. Bre&#8217;s doing something esoteric with Shields and finally mastered Gas Harvesting. Both Gor and Em have got their Rorqual skills up to par.<\/p>\n<p>Me? I harvested a few gas clouds this month. That&#8217;s about it.<\/p>\n<p>December? December is looking a lot better.<\/p>\n<p>One highlight I wanted to mention:<\/p>\n<p>I popped in late one night to learn that Walrus and Cabbage Corp found a largely abandoned Class 2 wormhole and did some profound plundering. Walrus did quite well &#8212; running over 20 sleeper sites for roughly 400 million in total profit &#8212; but Cabbage and company really scored, in that they found a tower that had run out of fuel and lost its force field, allowing them to gather up a huge number of abandoned ships. Grand total haul for that day for everyone in the home system was well over 3 billion isk. Yowza.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What&#8217;s coming up?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Things should be marginally back to normal in the next few weeks &#8212; I&#8217;ve already been able to get into the home system a bit more. Here&#8217;s some stuff I wanted to talk about.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Blowing off steam with Red versus Blue.<\/li>\n<li>The allure of agency.<\/li>\n<li>The new Crucible expansion.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Actually, I&#8217;ll talk about that last thing a little bit right now.<\/p>\n<p>CCP released its winter expansion today. The best way I can explain it is this:<\/p>\n<p>Imagine an MMO expansion with over three dozen paragraph-length bullet points worth of changes.<\/p>\n<p>Now, imagine that every single one of those items was, in effect, what players and developers in the industry would call &#8220;Quality of Life&#8221; improvements, and that they were all (or 99% of them were) changes welcomed by 99% of the player base, some of them so fundamental as to change the way the game will be played.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what&#8217;s going on in EvE right now. Is there a lot of new content? No. Not exactly.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t technically get &#8216;new content&#8217; when someone completely guts and renovates your kitchen, either. Doesn&#8217;t mean that the renovation won&#8217;t make you really, really happy.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2898\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2898\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/sweet-jesus.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/sweet-jesus.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"sweet jesus\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2898\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2898\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#039;s a very cool time to be involved in the game.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>More soon. I&#8217;m not going anywhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Good album, by the way. James McMurtry. I recommend it.] Yeah, I know it&#8217;s been a few weeks. 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