{"id":3552,"date":"2012-03-21T15:33:08","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T15:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=3552"},"modified":"2012-03-21T15:33:08","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T15:33:08","slug":"offline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/03\/offline\/","title":{"rendered":"Offline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So. Yeah. Here&#8217;s a post. <\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3553\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3553\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/bailing_baby.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/bailing_baby.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"bailing_baby\" width=\"250\" height=\"141\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3553\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3553\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My kids&#039; effect on my online time.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3554\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3554\" style=\"width: 273px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/almost.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/almost.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"almost\" width=\"273\" height=\"202\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3554\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3554\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My attempts to get any kind of decent sleep.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3555\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3555\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/office.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/office.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"office\" width=\"500\" height=\"298\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3555\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/office.gif 500w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/office-300x178.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3555\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The net sum of everything going on in my brain right now.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Apologies to those waiting on posts. Triple apologies to the guys in EvE, whom I haven&#8217;t even seen in like a week and a half.<\/p>\n<p>Kids are awesome, but some weeks are less awesome than others.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. Yeah. Here&#8217;s a post. Apologies to those waiting on posts. Triple apologies to the guys in EvE, whom I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,9],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-3552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musing","category-scheduling","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3556,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3552\/revisions\/3556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}