{"id":3719,"date":"2012-04-18T18:47:53","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T18:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=3719"},"modified":"2012-04-18T20:37:44","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T20:37:44","slug":"life-in-a-wormhole-catch-up-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/04\/life-in-a-wormhole-catch-up-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in a Wormhole: Catch up #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, since there&#8217;s not much going on at the moment but Planetary Interaction, I feel like I can compress the action a bit: lets get back to that thing where I try to get us a little closer to the current day, because right now? We&#8217;re still about two months behind.<\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s a Gas, Gas, Gas<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I do not enjoy the Rolling Stones. Never have. Just putting that out there.<\/p>\n<p>The guys are harvesting fullerene gas from the many Ladar signatures next door in a class two wormhole system that has lain dormant and abandoned for (I&#8217;m going to guess) a really long time, since its two persistent wormhole connections lead to deadly Class 6 wormhole space&#8230; and null-sec. Yeah. That&#8217;s not a system that&#8217;s going to see a lot of traffic &#8212; I can&#8217;t imagine anyone who would ever find that whole enticing as a home, no matter who they are &#8212; you&#8217;ll never or rarely be anywhere useful via your nullsec connection, and you can&#8217;t bring big ships through your c6 connection, so you can&#8217;t really do anything that way, either. Maybe if the system has good native resources? Nope; terrible planets &#8212; basically we&#8217;re already pulling everything of value out of the system in the form of the randomly-occurring\u00a0fullerene clouds.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a bit distracted from this, however, thanks to a chat request from none other than the CEO of the corp of pilots who have been camped in our system twice. He wants to know why my blog is time-shifted by so many weeks, because he&#8217;s eager to read about their shenanigans from my point of view. This is the danger with EvE blogging: sometimes, people decide to fuck with you simply because they&#8217;ll get to read about it later.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, I&#8217;m not super-receptive to the &#8220;hurry up and get to the good stuff&#8221; request, though the conversation easily qualifies as the most surreal in my time playing EvE.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cool Wormhole Stuff Doesn&#8217;t Always Happen in the Wormhole Itself<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Our connections out of the wormhole are boring and useless, so I decide to drop out into known space and scan the remote low-sec system to which we find ourselves connected. The results are two more wormholes to explore, a number of radar and magnometric signatures, and a huge pile of reasonably profitable Blood Raider combat sites I can mop up in my Ishtar. It&#8217;s not our normal fare, but it suits me just fine since I can be super lazy about security and simply watch the Local comms channel to see if I get any visitors (I don&#8217;t, for the next several hours).<\/p>\n<p>By the time we (Gor and CB joined me) are done with shooting Blood Raiders, we have a new connection to wormhole space at home; one that leads to a convenient hi-sec exit Gor uses to fly unused ships out. I take off fairly early for the night, but smile at an email from CB:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tweed and me killed a retriever in the c2. Chatted with the guy for about an hour after, giving him tips about not getting podded. Are we recruiting?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s a good question&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Happy Birthday to Meee<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I splurge and by myself a Loki strategic cruiser, fitting it for a similar role as my Proteus simply because the Proteus is driving me CRAZY with how slowly the heavily armored ship crawls around when it&#8217;s cloaked. (I&#8217;ve renamed it from Twilight Sparkle to Derpy Hooves.)<\/p>\n<p>All ready for action, Applejack heads out into the wilds of wormhole space. Yee-haw.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I send emails to a few unaffiliated blog commenters to see if they&#8217;re interested in wormhole space.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Schadenfreude<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong>Some guy I don&#8217;t like very much who lectures people about tactics and combat awareness loses over 4 billion isk worth of ships, simply by running Sleeper sites in a pimped out strategic cruisers and not keeping any kind of lookout posted. Lost a couple pods, too.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t lie to you, Marge; I laughed.<\/p>\n<p>Then I bookmarked the killboard and tucked it away next to pictures of cute animals and viral videos for those days when I need a good cheering up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Please forward your CV<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After discussing it with CB and Gor, we decided to allow a (very) few corp applicants from people who&#8217;ve been actively asking smart questions on the blog, who don&#8217;t seem to be attached to wormhole corps already. The first couple I contact are unfortunately in far distant timezones and thus a bad fit (for them and us), but the third one looks better, and Gor and I spend the evening chatting with the pilot in question, both asking and answering questions.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m a Big Sisi<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The next couple days have family in town, so I&#8217;m not on much, and when I am, I&#8217;m logged into &#8220;SiSi&#8221;, the Singularity test server, checking out builds for Scimitar and Oneiros logistics ships under pseudo-combat situations. I remain very impressed with how much even one logistics ship can change an engagement for a small group of ships.<\/p>\n<p>Back on the Live server, we have a good High-sec exit, so we help Ko move his stuff into the wormhole. Then I slip out and buy CB a Cynabal for his birthday. Everyone should have a cool ship they didn&#8217;t pay for.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hello. It&#8217;s Been Awhile.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Family are still in town, but I sneak a bit of time online to chat with Ko and set up a bit more P.I. stuff, then\u00a0do some exploring. Looks like we&#8217;re connected to the same system we were in 25 days ago, and not much has changed. Still a class two, still c5\/null-sec statics, still (or rather, again) full of Sleeper anomalies. Me, Em, Shan, Ko, CB, Tweed, and Dirk (a new addition to Em&#8217;s corp) warm up the guns and get to work, making some fun but odd ship choices that leave us looking more like a PvP gang than a sleeper fleet. CB&#8217;s ship actually <em>is<\/em> a PvP ship &#8211; a blaster-fit Talos &#8211; which he flies against sleepers whenever he&#8217;s bored and looking for the fun of flying fast and dying young&#8230; which is pretty much what happens when he gets primaried by a couple sleeper battleships before he can warp out. Oops.<\/p>\n<p>The loot is poor overall, but at least there&#8217;s a LOT of it &#8212; 30 anomalies die for well over 600 million isk in loot (less one Talos).<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, I respond to CB&#8217;s obvious enjoyment of the zoomy Talos by helping him fit up a properly-tanked hurricane that should give roughly the same experience. It&#8217;s not cap-stable, but I explain how he can drain energy off Drake battlecruisers in between waves of sleepers, and this pleases him.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, since there&#8217;s not much going on at the moment but Planetary Interaction, I feel like I can compress the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-3719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3719"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3721,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719\/revisions\/3721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}