{"id":3785,"date":"2012-05-03T03:06:29","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T03:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=3785"},"modified":"2012-05-03T04:30:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T04:30:58","slug":"life-in-a-wormhole-bad-influence-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/05\/life-in-a-wormhole-bad-influence-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in a Wormhole: Bad Influence #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A day has gone by, and I&#8217;m still terrorizing the enemies of the Minmatar Republic in my Ishkur assault frigate, which is easily enough to deal with any of the level 3 missions I&#8217;m given. The evening is quiet; all of our Red Frog hauling contracts have come in, everyone&#8217;s belongings have been returned to the right hangars at our corporate offices, and most have taken the night off. It&#8217;s just me on our shared comms until CB logs in. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Evening, evil slave trader.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yo. How&#8217;s that Minmatar standing looking?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Die in a fire. What&#8217;re you doing?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nada. Looking at that ship fit you sent over for running around a wolf-rayet system.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Doable?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yep. You think we&#8217;re going to do it? I&#8217;ll put it together if we are.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, it&#8217;s really starting to look like it. I can&#8217;t decide if people like it because it&#8217;s crazy, or because we only have to commit a couple ships, there&#8217;s nothing else to move in, and if we don&#8217;t like it we can leave easily.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Probably both.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Probably.&#8221; My email flashes, and I open it and read while dodging Angel pirate cruisers and letting my drones chew through the enemy ships. &#8220;Oh, this is hilarious.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I forward the email to him. &#8220;Taggarts just listed a wormhole for sale. Pretty much exactly the one we&#8217;ve been saying for six months that we wanted to move into.&#8221; I scan the stats for the system on Wormnav. &#8220;Jesus. Perfect set up for planetary interactions. You can make everything in there. Hell, if you did nothing else but that, you&#8217;d still basically be printing money. And those static wormhole exits&#8230;&#8221; I shake my head. &#8220;That&#8217;s going to go for a lot.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How much?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I tell him. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll throw in 400 million,&#8221; he says. &#8220;Right now. Bid on it.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nah&#8230;&#8221; I shake my head. &#8220;Everyone&#8217;s gung-ho for the c6 insanity. Em and I have talked about a new system, but he doesn&#8217;t think we have enough people for a solo wormhole setup if more than a few of us take the night off. Logoffs breed logoffs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We did just fine with just you and me and Gor,&#8221; CB counters, echoing my own thoughts on the matter. &#8220;And if someone wants us blowed up good, we&#8217;re gonna blow up good, no matter how many people we have.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;True.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bid on it, you know you want to,&#8221; he says. &#8220;We&#8217;ll set up PI and couple towers, and if everything else falls through, we have a cool backup plan.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eh.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Biiiiid on it,&#8221; he repeats. &#8220;Don&#8217;t make me start hiding slaves in your cargo bays again.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you mean, &#8216;again&#8217;?&#8221; I look at the email, check my bank balance, and decide I have too much money laying around. I shoot a quick email off to the broker (who I&#8217;ve worked with before on other sales), putting in a bid a bit below what I think the hole is really worth, but still a big chunk of change. I expect I&#8217;ll be outbid quickly, and have no intention of going any higher. If I get outbid, this is all harmless, and if it isn&#8217;t, I got a pretty good deal. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s in.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is?&#8221; asks CB. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The bid.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>He laughs. &#8220;<em>Holy shit<\/em>, you actually put a bid in?&#8221; There&#8217;s a pause. &#8220;I mean&#8230; cool.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I rub at my temples. &#8220;So much hate.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You love it and you know it.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So. Much. 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