{"id":3847,"date":"2012-05-15T17:24:26","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T17:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=3847"},"modified":"2012-05-15T17:26:04","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T17:26:04","slug":"life-in-a-wormhole-eve-for-the-republic-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/05\/life-in-a-wormhole-eve-for-the-republic-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in <s>a Wormhole<\/s> Eve: For the Republic! #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our wormholes-of-note (both our class 2 and the class 6) continue to have absolutely abysmal connections &#8212; the class 2 system is connected to high-sec, yes, but it&#8217;s out in a CONCORD-controlled hi-sec &#8216;pocket&#8217; of systems deep in the lawless Aridia region, over a dozen jumps from contiguous high-sec and another thirty-five jumps from anywhere useful. Everyone already in the wormhole stays there, and I&#8217;m left to my own devices back in civilization.<\/p>\n<p>My &#8216;what to do&#8217; solution is to return to my &#8216;repair my standing with the Minmatar Republic&#8217; project. Rather than a series of normal missions, I&#8217;ve decided to run through some of the &#8220;Cosmos&#8221; missions available for the Minmatar. COSMOS missions are special, in that each mission can only ever be run once per pilot, and are generally quite a bit tougher than normal missions of the same &#8216;tier&#8217;, which makes them a bit more interesting. Each of the four major factions have a constellation where all their COSMOS agents hang out, and the Minmatar constellation isn&#8217;t far from the section of Gallente space I&#8217;m in, so I hop into my Ishtar heavy assault cruiser (which I expect will be small enough to be allowed into most of the sites I plan to run) and head over.<\/p>\n<p>Things go all right for the first few missions, but get considerably more complicated when I realize that some of the missions involve hauling large quantities of stuff around. The Ishtar is many things, but &#8216;capacious&#8217; isn&#8217;t one of them, so I&#8217;m forced to pick up a cheap hauler to move the macguffin crates back and forth.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, this doesn&#8217;t take long (and I can watch MLP on Netflix while I jump from system to system), and soon I&#8217;m back in the Ishtar&#8230; only to be told that HACs are &#8220;too big&#8221; to fit into the next mission (never mind that it&#8217;s the exact same hull as a normal vexor cruiser). So it&#8217;s back to the market to pick up some cruiser-sized ship. What&#8217;s available?<\/p>\n<p>No&#8230; no&#8230; no&#8230; no&#8230; no&#8230; Oh, here&#8217;s one. A Stabber? Really? That&#8217;s the best cruiser hull available within 11 jumps?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3848\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3848\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/minmatar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/minmatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"minmatar\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3848\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/minmatar.jpg 640w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/minmatar-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3848\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Minmatar: Good firepower. Little light on the armor.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(Note to self: haul 25 rupture-class hulls out Nakugard, marked up 25%. Profit.)<\/p>\n<p>So I get in my new&#8230; stabber&#8230; and prepare to speed-tank a LOT of NPC pirates.<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230; if nothing else, flying a stabber in level 3 cosmos missions is a lot more exciting than using a Ishtar. I mean, who needs hull integrity? Not the Minmatar, baby!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3849\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3849\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/minmatar-wheelbarrow.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/minmatar-wheelbarrow.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"minmatar wheelbarrow\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3849\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/minmatar-wheelbarrow.jpg 500w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/minmatar-wheelbarrow-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3849\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">For the Rebublic!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I run through all the COSMOS missions in the first system in the constellation with at least a dozen more agents to go, and realize that I don&#8217;t need to move on to the next system, because the (massive!) boosts to my standing for each of these one-time-only missions is enough to finally put me over the top on my Minmatar Republic standings, finally returning me to the coveted ranks of the &#8220;<s>truly beloved<\/s> less objectionable Gallente dilettantes soiling our stations with their perversions.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Which I choose to count as a victory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our wormholes-of-note (both our class 2 and the class 6) continue to have absolutely abysmal connections &#8212; the class 2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-3847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3847"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3851,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3847\/revisions\/3851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}