{"id":4065,"date":"2012-06-26T21:40:49","date_gmt":"2012-06-26T21:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=4065"},"modified":"2012-06-27T13:25:42","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T13:25:42","slug":"life-in-eve-grumpypants-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/06\/life-in-eve-grumpypants-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in EvE: Grumpypants #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Okay, the new ship fittings are up in the Corporate Database,&#8221; I say, trying not to roll my eyes at the grandiose name for what amounts to a shared spreadsheet only CB and I &#8212; the entire &#8216;corporation&#8217; &#8212; can access. &#8220;Can you see em now?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221; CB&#8217;s answer comes too quickly, so I wait for a full ten-count. &#8220;Yes. Now I can.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Outstanding. That&#8217;s the fitting for all the frigs, DDs, and cruisers we&#8217;re likely to need.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What the shit is a &#8216;Grumpypants&#8217;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A bellicose fitting I&#8217;m playing around wi &#8212; wait, why is that up there? That shouldn&#8217;t&#8230;&#8221; I start poking at the file settings.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Grumpypants?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I shrug. &#8220;It&#8217;s a bellicose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You named it Grumpypants.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a <em>bellicose<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His sigh is the sort of thing people usually reserve for Jita scammers and telemarketers. &#8220;What are we doing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dunno.&#8221; I sweep the vHUD fitting screens to the side and look past my balcony to the hangar. &#8220;Take some plexes back from Empress Jan-jan?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure. Flying what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Grab your Incursus.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8230; is a lot of lasers.&#8221; CBs voice is tense which, given the number of ships currently trying to melt our tiny frigates into slag, I can understand.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Doesn&#8217;t matter if they can&#8217;t track us,&#8221; I reply, then clear my throat for the familiar mantra. &#8220;Armor is fleeting&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Very<\/i> fleeting, if they ever hit us,&#8221; he mutters.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; speed is life,&#8221; I finish. &#8220;Besides, we could lose both these ships at this point and the TLF will compensate us, and then some.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The money&#8217;s&#8230; not terrible,&#8221; CB admits. It&#8217;s been several hours, and we&#8217;ve spent the time roaming from the Essence region, into The Citadel, then back to Sinq Laison and into the The Bleak Lands, trying to get a sense of both the Amarr-Minmatar and Caldari-Gallente warzones. Technically, only one of them was our problem, but as Gallente and Matar are each allies in the other&#8217;s conflict, we must effectively face both enemies, and want to understand the territory as well as we can. In that time, we&#8217;d recaptured several Caldari and Amarr minor complexes and both chased and been chased around completely unfamiliar areas of New Eden.<\/p>\n<p>By our definition, a pretty good time.<\/p>\n<p>Our comms chime with another message from the TLF, confirming uplink from the now-captured complex the two of us were just leaving.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think I&#8217;m going to get some rack time,&#8221; CB says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sounds good,&#8221; I reply, though I&#8217;ve no intention of sleeping just yet. &#8220;Back home?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just going to hit a deep orbit out here and sleep in the pod.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t get blown up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Same.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I kill the comms and head back for our high-sec &#8220;corporate office&#8221; in Sinq Laison &#8212; another grand name for a somewhat less than impressive reality &#8212; station residential quarters with the bed taken out, replaced with a desk, and our corp logo stenciled on the door. The balcony decant followed by a hot shower is as much ritual as hygiene, and I drop behind the desk and check my to-do list feeling relaxed, if not rested.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Blue prints,&#8221; I mutter to Aura, who responds with a wide vHUD inventory of recently-arrived ship designs, optimized in ways I can barely follow. Someone had been busy out in the wormhole lab.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thanks, Bre,&#8221; I murmur.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Command not recognized.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wasn&#8217;t talking to you,&#8221; I grunt. &#8220;Queue manufacturing jobs.&#8221; I tap the open air, lighting up three of the schematics. &#8220;Merlin. Thrasher. Ten each. Arbitrator on-deck for tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Confirmed. 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