{"id":4697,"date":"2013-02-21T13:29:42","date_gmt":"2013-02-21T13:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=4697"},"modified":"2013-02-21T13:38:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-21T13:38:19","slug":"life-in-eve-jesus-wept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2013\/02\/life-in-eve-jesus-wept\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in Eve: Jesus Wept"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tormentor, Inquisitor, Fed Navy Comet all in system. All in different complexes. All with the same ship name. Hmm.<\/p>\n<p>Tormentor&#8217;s complex is hell and gone away, so I warp over there, hit the gate, and engage. I figure I have time to respond if both his buddies come, and maybe just the inquisitor will come in and I can kill him quick. Or &#8220;maybe&#8221; he&#8217;s a multiboxer and he&#8217;ll mismanage his backup. Whatever. I just want a fight.<\/p>\n<p>I land, close, lock, TD, warp scram, start shooting&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And he leaves. <a href=\"http:\/\/eveoganda.blogspot.com\/2013\/02\/stabbed-through-heart.html\" target=\"_blank\">Nothing but warp stabilizers in his lows<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/barney-gun.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4699\" title=\"barney gun\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/barney-gun.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"271\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because having remote rep support and additional DPS on hand wasn&#8217;t enough of a security blanket against my big scary slasher &#8212; let&#8217;s make sure you can run as well.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing that redeemed the roam for me was a punisher pilot who had the opportunity to run (55km away in open space), thought about it, and said &#8220;You know what? Fuck it, let&#8217;s dance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4702\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4702\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/batman-thumbs-up.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4702\" title=\"batman thumbs up\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/batman-thumbs-up.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/batman-thumbs-up.gif 500w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/batman-thumbs-up-300x252.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4702\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Good fight, you filthy slaver.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tormentor, Inquisitor, Fed Navy Comet all in system. All in different complexes. All with the same ship name. Hmm. Tormentor&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-4697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4697"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4704,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4697\/revisions\/4704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}