{"id":4730,"date":"2013-03-11T20:56:09","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T20:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=4730"},"modified":"2013-03-11T21:10:37","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T21:10:37","slug":"life-in-eve-tys-r-us-now-open-in-sinq-laison-and-all-points-east","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/life-in-eve-tys-r-us-now-open-in-sinq-laison-and-all-points-east\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in Eve: Tys R Us, now open in Sinq Laison and all points East"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So about a month ago, it became evident that the pilots in our corp would need to get into replacement ships often, and probably in a hurry.<\/p>\n<p>It also seemed as though, while all the pilots were pretty smart at building interesting ships, sometimes we didn&#8217;t need &#8216;interesting&#8217; as much as we needed &#8216;good and effective&#8217;. There was nothing wrong with the ships we were flying, but there was some functionality I often wished we had in the fleet that simply wasn&#8217;t occurring to anyone.<\/p>\n<p>At the same time, I wasn&#8217;t (and never will) hand down some kind of &#8216;directive&#8217; on what people can and can&#8217;t fly.<\/p>\n<p>So, with all that in mind, I flew over to a market hub and spent most of an afternoon and evening buying the parts for about 50 ships, hauling them a few jumps away from the warzone, putting them together, and setting them up on corporation-only contracts, at cost.<\/p>\n<p>The goal was two-fold: <\/p>\n<p>1. Make it quick, easy, and cheap to get back into the action if you lost a ship.<br \/>\n2. Increase the odds someone would be flying one of those go-to ships I often wished we had.<\/p>\n<p>And at the same time, if someone wanted to do their own thing, then no problem: this was in no way stopping them.<\/p>\n<p>I got everything all set up, and Ty sent out a corp-wide message informing everyone that the storefront was open.<\/p>\n<p>I probably shouldn&#8217;t have used the word &#8220;storefront.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I also probably shouldn&#8217;t have left the default name (mine) on every one of the ships I&#8217;d assembled.<\/p>\n<p>Because this happened:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4731\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4731\" style=\"width: 495px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tysrus-edit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tysrus-edit.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tysrus-edit\" width=\"495\" height=\"329\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4731\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tysrus-edit.jpg 495w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tysrus-edit-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4731\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Our pilots love their terrible puns.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to say it stopped there, but of course it didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I have a habit (I think it&#8217;s a good one) of reminding everyone to turn on their Damage Control modules as we drop cloak and warp toward a fight. Mostly, I&#8217;m reminding myself, but if it saves someone else&#8217;s ship, then all to the good.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, I say it often enough to be noticed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dcu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dcu.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"dcu\" width=\"497\" height=\"355\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4732\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dcu.jpg 497w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dcu-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s not always about me. The most recent addition to the advertising campaign celebrates how March has been going. <\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4733\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4733\" style=\"width: 497px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/GR-ad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/GR-ad.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"GR ad\" width=\"497\" height=\"310\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4733\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/GR-ad.jpg 497w, http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/GR-ad-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4733\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Personally, I like the duck.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I also like that it doesn&#8217;t specify whether it will be our ships or the opponent&#8217;s that will blow up &#8212; whether the Slasher pictured is more deadly to the target or the pilot. This is what&#8217;s known as &#8220;Truth in Advertising.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nice work, Div.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So about a month ago, it became evident that the pilots in our corp would need to get into replacement<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-4730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4730"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4736,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730\/revisions\/4736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}