{"id":478,"date":"2006-01-09T09:54:23","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T09:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=478"},"modified":"2006-01-09T09:54:23","modified_gmt":"2006-01-09T09:54:23","slug":"funny-but-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2006\/01\/funny-but-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny, but not&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"City of Heroes Official Forums\" href=\"http:\/\/boards.cityofheroes.com\/showflat.php?Cat=&#038;Board=shibboleth&#038;Number=4477068&#038;Forum=,All_Forums,&#038;Words=&#038;Searchpage=0&#038;Limit=25&#038;Main=4468442&#038;Search=true&#038;where=&#038;Name=86096&#038;daterange=&#038;newerval=&#038;newertype=&#038;olderval=&#038;oldertype=&#038;bodyprev=#Post4477068\">City of Heroes Official Forums<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The scene: Four players and a DM are gathered around a kitchen table.<br \/>\nStatesman (in an ominous tone from behind his DM&#8217;s cardboard wall): You enter a dark, abandoned warehouse. In the distance you hear the scurrying sound of a rat.<br \/>\nPlayer 1: Okay, we leave the first room.<br \/>\nStatesman: You enter a long hallway, filled with cobwebs and heavy with the scent of dust. A short distance ahead of you, three Hellions are having a discussion about something, unaware of your presence.<br \/>\nPlayer 2: I cast Group Invisibility on the team and we all walk past the Hellions.<br \/>\nStatesman: No!<br \/>\nPlayer 2: No?<br \/>\nStatesman: You have to fight them.<br \/>\nPlayer 2: But I used Group Invisibility. They can&#8217;t see us. We&#8217;re walking past.<br \/>\nStatesman: Um&#8230;it doesn&#8217;t work.<br \/>\nPlayer 3: What?<br \/>\nStatesman: Yeah, the invisibility doesn&#8217;t work because your hats are made from a space-age fabric that is resistant to molecular modification, which is what invisibility does. Because of this, the Hellions have spotted you.<br \/>\nPlayer 3: That&#8217;s absurd.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The whole thing is quite funny&#8230; and sad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>City of Heroes Official Forums The scene: Four players and a DM are gathered around a kitchen table. Statesman (in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mmos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}