{"id":754,"date":"2004-04-22T14:02:22","date_gmt":"2004-04-22T14:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=754"},"modified":"2004-04-22T14:02:22","modified_gmt":"2004-04-22T14:02:22","slug":"start-em-young","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2004\/04\/start-em-young\/","title":{"rendered":"Start em young"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"DORK TOWER\" href=\"http:\/\/archive.gamespy.com\/comics\/dorktower\/archive.asp?nextform=viewcomic&#038;id=864\">DORK TOWER<\/a> explains how to acclimate Katherine to gaming.<br \/>\nThen again&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>K: Mommy, is that you? <i>[points at miniature]<\/i><br \/>\nM: It is.<br \/>\nK: Is that Daddy? <i>[points]<\/i><br \/>\nM: Yes.<br \/>\nK: Is that the monster? <i>[points]<\/i><br \/>\nM: Yes.<br \/>\nK: You have to save Daddy before he dies, kay?<br \/>\nM: I&#8217;ll try, sweetie.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That is&#8230; more acclimated than she is already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DORK TOWER explains how to acclimate Katherine to gaming. Then again&#8230; K: Mommy, is that you? [points at miniature] M:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links-resources"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=754"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/754\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}