{"id":779,"date":"2004-03-26T15:23:59","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T15:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=779"},"modified":"2004-03-26T15:23:59","modified_gmt":"2004-03-26T15:23:59","slug":"i-dont-want-training-i-want-to-know-about-the-death-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2004\/03\/i-dont-want-training-i-want-to-know-about-the-death-star\/","title":{"rendered":"“I don’t want training, I want to know about the Death Star.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hitherby Dragons: Applied Theology<\/a><\/p>\n

She’s my lady. The first one in my heart. Oh, sure. She’s a wretched hive of scum and villainy. You walk in, you walk out, you’ll get blood on your shoes. Blood. Ichor. Probably weirder things than that. But it’s the place to go if you want to find out the truth. So I went to her. Mos Eisley.
\n“Always there are three.”
\nThere’s a shriveled green kid. He’s standing on the bar. He’s got ears like starter flags. There’s little tufts of hair in them. He’s ranting to anyone who’ll listen. Right now, that’s me. “Always there are three,” he says. “A Father. A Son. And a Holy Ghost.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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