{"id":840,"date":"2003-12-08T11:23:50","date_gmt":"2003-12-08T11:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=840"},"modified":"2003-12-08T11:23:50","modified_gmt":"2003-12-08T11:23:50","slug":"precious-goodness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2003\/12\/precious-goodness\/","title":{"rendered":"Precious goodness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>R. Sean Borstrom at <a title=\"Hitherby Dragons: A Reasonable Explanation\" href=\"http:\/\/rebecca.hitherby.com\/archives\/000033.html\">Hitherby Dragons<\/a> explains the dancing pope army:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Vatican forces will also clean your floors. They&#8217;re a dancing Pope army *and* a floor wax. This makes them practically unstoppable.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She really is a genius.  I&#8217;m a bit awed.<br \/>\nAlso, check out the &#8220;One of these days&#8221; entry.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Oh, funny story about chest-bursting aliens. Once upon a time, there were the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rooster (but not Hen, since girls are a different animal), Rabbit, Monkey, Dragon, Horse, Hopping Vampire, Snake, Goat, and Alien&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R. Sean Borstrom at Hitherby Dragons explains the dancing pope army: The Vatican forces will also clean your floors. They&#8217;re<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links-resources"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}