{"id":860,"date":"2003-10-24T15:47:19","date_gmt":"2003-10-24T15:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=860"},"modified":"2003-10-24T15:47:19","modified_gmt":"2003-10-24T15:47:19","slug":"im-never-want-to-run-a-game-where-i-cant-use-this-story-somehow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2003\/10\/im-never-want-to-run-a-game-where-i-cant-use-this-story-somehow\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m never want to run a game where I can’t use this story somehow"},"content":{"rendered":"

A one-year-old boy has been bitten 30 times<\/a> by a group of more than a dozen other babies at a nursery in Croatia.
\nFrane Simic was covered in a series of deep bite wounds all over his body, including his face, attacked after the class nanny stepped out of the room to change another baby’s nappy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dr Sime Vuckov, head of the hospital in Rijeka which treated the boy, was found later in an abandoned parking lot nearby, staring into the middle distance. “Biting between young children is not uncommon,” he said, possibly taking a deep, deep pull from a bottle of unlabeled Chechnyan vodka and wiping beads of sweat from his forehead. “But I’ve just… I’ve never seen anything like this.”
\nPolice have launched an inquiry into the biting frenzy but admit they are clueless as to the babies’ reasons for attacking.
\n“Right now, we’ve narrowed it down to two basic possibilities,” said Olga Shevchenko, Senior Officer of Demonic Infant Activities, in a prepared statement. “One,” she said, extending an index finger that had been partially bitten off during an investigation in late 2001, “the child is some kind of living dimensional vortex who will eventually mature into his native power and destroy the majority of the coastal countries along the Aegean Sea in a bid for power – the other children were merely acting instinctively to destroy the evil they intuitively sensed, or Two: the child was the newest inductee into a secretive toddler cabal and was proving his loyalty to the group. We see that sort of thing all the time.”
\n“I don’t know,” one caregiver at the school commented, holding a hand-rolled cigarette to his lips with a shaking hand, “you expect this kind of thing in… Herzegovina or Montenegro, you know? Not here.” He shook his head, as though trying to will the memory of the incident away. “Not in Croatia.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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