{"id":884,"date":"2003-09-19T11:43:26","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T11:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=884"},"modified":"2003-09-19T11:43:26","modified_gmt":"2003-09-19T11:43:26","slug":"but-boats-dont-dock-like-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2003\/09\/but-boats-dont-dock-like-that\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;But boats don&#8217;t dock like that&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Perverse Access Memory: WISH 65: That's My Job\" href=\"http:\/\/www.whiterose.org\/pam\/archives\/004321.html\">WISH 65: That&#8217;s My Job<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Does what you do for a living have any impact on your gaming? Have you had occupational details intrude on your descriptions of how something works? Have you ever dared a player to go ?Hotwire a car, then, if that?s how you think it?s done??<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nThere are elements of my life that have definitely impacted my view of some games.  With high-tech or sci-fi games, I constantly finding myself using real-life computer tech examples to explain why something isn&#8217;t working, why it is working, or how the player needs to manipulate it to make it work.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Me: <\/b>See, the sensor suite on your ship isn&#8217;t the stock module that comes with the ship, but in the hardware config, the system is still set to the &#8216;default&#8217; sensor suite, so the sensor screen is constantly popping up with &#8216;COM not Found&#8217; errors, when it works at all.<br \/>\n<b>Them: <\/b>Then we&#8217;ll install drivers for the right suite.<br \/>\n<b>Me: <\/b><i><u>That&#8217;s<\/u><\/i> the problem: the system can&#8217;t detect what the real suite is, and there&#8217;s nothing on the hardware itself to give you a clue as to who the real manufacturer is.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Needless to say, this kind of knowledge drives me absolutely batty in some games &#8212; for example, when a &#8220;Computer Whiz&#8221; character is being played by someone who, while a competent computer user, is not and has never been a computer support technician &#8212; I just start to twitch when they say <i>&#8220;I&#8217;ll open up my (US-made) laptop and plug into their (European-based) network.  Does that take one round or two?&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\nForget shutting down the self-destruct countdown, folks &#8212; just getting a valid IP is going to take you a couple hours \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nSolution?  I try not to think about it.<br \/>\nThis also comes up quite frequently in the (rare) Pulp Adventures stuff that I run, since I play with a number of experts in various fields (at least when compared to myself.  That&#8217;s proven to be very useful in some cases (&#8220;I&#8217;ve got a book that details the various advances of the Nazi party throughout the 20&#8217;s and 30&#8217;s.&#8221;) and less in others (&#8220;the muzzle velocity between the .45 1911 pistol and a comparable revolver really doesn&#8217;t warrant different damage dice&#8221;).  Sometimes helpful, and sometimes it&#8217;s chafe.<br \/>\n(In retrospect, I should have set the whole thing in an alternate-history world with a pulp <i>feel<\/i> and less-specific real-world elements. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WISH 65: That&#8217;s My Job Does what you do for a living have any impact on your gaming? Have you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-game-design"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}