{"id":1035,"date":"2002-09-03T07:39:53","date_gmt":"2002-09-03T07:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2002-09-03T07:39:53","modified_gmt":"2002-09-03T07:39:53","slug":"imperial-scarecrow-fury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2002\/09\/imperial-scarecrow-fury\/","title":{"rendered":"Imperial Scarecrow Fury!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/\">Dave<\/a>, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ruf.rice.edu\/~pound\/kungfu.html\">Verbal Kung-Fu Generator<\/a>, providing five new Kung-Fu Moves every 15 minutues!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>shaolin mustard-seed slash<br \/>\nstunning patriarch penetration<br \/>\ndeceptive river spirit<br \/>\nlethal lightning cut<br \/>\nmad hummingbird fright<br \/>\nkiss of the ghost technique<br \/>\nmongolian butterfly blow<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Dave, the Verbal Kung-Fu Generator, providing five new Kung-Fu Moves every 15 minutues! shaolin mustard-seed slash stunning patriarch penetration<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links-resources"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}