{"id":1074,"date":"2002-04-29T22:22:22","date_gmt":"2002-04-29T22:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=1074"},"modified":"2002-04-29T22:22:22","modified_gmt":"2002-04-29T22:22:22","slug":"star-wars-death-sticks-found-in-subadult-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2002\/04\/star-wars-death-sticks-found-in-subadult-school\/","title":{"rendered":"[Star Wars] Death Sticks found in Subadult School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JRADE DISTRICT, CORUSCANT &#8211; The Jrade School Board expressed shock and dismay at the finding of death sticks in a public subadult school. PSAS-5128, in northern Jrade, has instituted mandatory locker and body searches after two Level Six students were found in possession of death stick and death stick paraphernalia. &#8220;We&#8217;re determined to find out where this filth is coming from,&#8221; said Principal Havidald Guffin. &#8220;For Core&#8217;s sake, it&#8217;s our privileged children affected here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<address>(originally reported in <a href=\"http:\/\/holonetnews.com\/\">Holonet News<\/a>)<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JRADE DISTRICT, CORUSCANT &#8211; The Jrade School Board expressed shock and dismay at the finding of death sticks in a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}