{"id":111,"date":"2007-10-15T19:04:25","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T19:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2007-10-15T19:04:25","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T19:04:25","slug":"wish-fulfillment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2007\/10\/wish-fulfillment\/","title":{"rendered":"Wish Fulfillment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Kate and I were running around the edge of this orc camp up the Greenway a few miles from Bree.  We&#8217;re leaving, but one of the guards spots her and takes off after her.  She ignores him, figuring (correctly) that she can outrun him and he&#8217;ll give up the chase in a little bit.<br \/>\nMe? I stop.<br \/>\n&#8220;You stopped you shoot him, didn&#8217;t you?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nBut let me clarify.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not because I&#8217;m bloodthirsty or need the xp or anything.<br \/>\nI (a dyed in the wool Tolkien fanboy) am given the opportunity to plant an arrow fletching-deep into the back of a fleeing orc.<br \/>\nIt is going to be a long, long, LONG time before that gets old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Kate and I were running around the edge of this orc camp up the Greenway a few miles<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","category-musing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}