{"id":125,"date":"2007-09-08T12:02:25","date_gmt":"2007-09-08T12:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=125"},"modified":"2007-09-08T12:02:25","modified_gmt":"2007-09-08T12:02:25","slug":"granted-i-dont-actually-digress-about-php","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2007\/09\/granted-i-dont-actually-digress-about-php\/","title":{"rendered":"Granted, I don&#8217;t actually digress about PHP&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Twenty Sided ? DM of the Rings XIV:Boring Distractions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=675\">DM of the Rings XIV:Boring Distractions<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nD&#038;D is a sort of simulation. A simulation of living in a fantasy world where the creator of the universe is frequently disorganized, highly distractable, and alarmingly vague on the rules of the universe he\u2019s trying to run.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>*embarrassed*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DM of the Rings XIV:Boring Distractions D&#038;D is a sort of simulation. A simulation of living in a fantasy world<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links-resources"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}