{"id":1911,"date":"2010-08-17T17:02:45","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T17:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=1911"},"modified":"2010-08-17T17:02:45","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T17:02:45","slug":"a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-to-the-ruins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-to-the-ruins\/","title":{"rendered":"A funny thing happened on the way to the Ruins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m on my little loremaster last night, just poking at a few quests, and find myself in the Chetwood, seeking out brigands and punishing them for their misdeeds (as one does).<\/p>\n<p>And I notice this elf is following me.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s&#8230; interesting.<\/p>\n<p>Level&#8230; 51? Okay.<\/p>\n<p>A level 51 elvish minstrel, following me around the Chetwood. <\/p>\n<p>Not doing anything, just following me. Closely. &#8216;Right up in your personal space&#8217; close, but not &#8220;I have you on autofollow&#8221; close.<\/p>\n<p>Right. Whatever. I have brigands to punish. (As one does.)<\/p>\n<p>So I keep moving, find a brigand, and begin the Parade of Debuffs and Fiery Burning.<\/p>\n<p>And the elf?<\/p>\n<p>The elf whips out his lute and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; get this &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Plays a fight song.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;plays some kind of minstrel ballad that does anything mechanically significant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mean (s)he <strong>[1]<\/strong> played some kind of &#8216;background fight music&#8217; using the \/music command. Like something from a Capcom game.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So,&#8221; I thought. &#8220;That&#8217;s&#8230; weird.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I continued forward and engaged another brigand.<\/p>\n<p>My high-level shadow whipped out its lute again and, again, played the fight music.<\/p>\n<p>Throughout the Chetwood, various NPCs and 1-morale critters looked up, glanced at once another, and murmured. &#8220;Was that&#8230; Street Fighter?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I tried to ignore it. It was late, and I pretty much just wanted to hit level 12, see what new skills I got, and call it a night. <\/p>\n<p>I took down another brigand, another, and another. With each fight, the skirling notes of a digitally rendered lute mixed with the raucous calls of my raven (Quothe) and the &#8220;why does it <em>burn<\/em>?&#8221; queries from my brigand foes.<\/p>\n<p>On my fifth fallen foe, I dinged.<\/p>\n<p>The elf tucked away her lute, shouted &#8220;Pikachu leveled up!&#8221;, and mapped back home.<\/p>\n<p>The end.<\/p>\n<p>Quite possibly the weirdest thing I&#8217;ve ever seen happen in LotRO. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><strong>[1]<\/strong> &#8212; I can never tell the difference. It&#8217;s like dwarves, but in reverse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m on my little loremaster last night, just poking at a few quests, and find myself in the Chetwood,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[68,69],"class_list":["post-1911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-gamers-are-loons","tag-im-with-the-band-i-guess"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1912,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions\/1912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}