{"id":268,"date":"2006-11-08T14:20:27","date_gmt":"2006-11-08T14:20:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=268"},"modified":"2006-11-08T14:20:27","modified_gmt":"2006-11-08T14:20:27","slug":"note-i-am-not-a-cat-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2006\/11\/note-i-am-not-a-cat-person\/","title":{"rendered":"Note: I am not a cat person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before the dawn of Time, all the creatures of the world came together for a great competition.  The benefit to the winners were many, the most obvious being the honor due the greatest of all creatures.  In return, the mightest participants in the competition had to agree to protect the weakest for all eternity.<br \/>\nCats win.<br \/>\nHumans come in dead last.<br \/>\nThe result: <a title=\"Kitty!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wicked-dead.com\/cat\/\">Cat<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before the dawn of Time, all the creatures of the world came together for a great competition. The benefit to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links-resources"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}