{"id":2803,"date":"2011-10-20T15:40:56","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T15:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=2803"},"modified":"2012-01-16T19:43:40","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T19:43:40","slug":"life-in-a-wormhole-dangerous-when-bored-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/life-in-a-wormhole-dangerous-when-bored-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in a Wormhole: Dangerous When Bored #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s less than 24 hours since I first heard murmurs about getting a Rorqual for the system, with a number of ideas tossed around about funding the whole thing.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty-four hours is a long time for a bunch of pilots trapped in a single wormhole &#8212; a lot of things can happen, and apparently they have; by the time I log in, Em has a new spreadsheet set up to track &#8220;the Rorqual project&#8221;, and people are mining away, tallying up the value of the ore and adding it to sheet in a slow count toward lofty monetary benchmarks.<\/p>\n<p>It would appear we&#8217;re doing this, or at least we&#8217;re seriously considering it. Our corp is lagging behind, so I cast our vote with an enthusiastic email and three hundred fifty million ISK sent over to Em to get the wheels turning &#8212; I&#8217;m a shite miner, but I do have cash, and since the Rorqual plan involves repaying all the investors (eventually), I&#8217;m more than happy to chip in.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I would be anyway: as I said, I&#8217;m not much of a miner, but several of our other pilots (CB, Gor, Wil, to name a few) definitely are; They <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> mine in wormholes due to all the problems with mining that I&#8217;ve mentioned &#8212; I love the idea of them being able to use more of their character&#8217;s abilities &#8212; ultimately, a completely &#8216;realized&#8217; wormhole should be allowing you to use all aspects of your EvE pilot&#8217;s abilities (except your official &#8220;social&#8221; skills, maybe), and this is a step in that direction.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re still running the home system with the wormholes closed up, so I&#8217;ve little enough to do other than that. The wardec has a few days left; the alliance has lost a hauler in a ridiculous example of poor decision making, but we&#8217;ve popped a couple tech 2 assault frigates, so with all that said, we&#8217;re &#8216;ahead&#8217; for the week, and will easily cost the wardeccing corp more than they cost us.<\/p>\n<p>This is probably the most dangerous part of the wardec: with only a few days left and nothing much happening, this is when someone decides to take a chance and run to a market system. I&#8217;m not a patient person, and I&#8217;ve got no mining ship with which to distract myself, so the safest thing I can do is log out for the night to keep myself out of trouble.<\/p>\n<p>As I head back to the tower, the mining continues, and although there&#8217;s no sound in space, I&#8217;d swear I can hear the pilots humming a tune over comms.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Pilot you\u2019re a punk<br \/>\nflyin&#8217; cheap junk.<br \/>\nPlayin\u2019 in wormholes<br \/>\ngonna go mine some rocks today.<br \/>\nShootin&#8217; Plagioclase<br \/>\nYou big disgrace<br \/>\nKickin\u2019 jetcans all over the place.<\/p>\n<p>We will we will Rorqual<br \/>\nWe will we will Rorqual.<\/p>\n<p>Pilot you\u2019re a carebear<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t care<br \/>\nLookin\u2019 for a way<br \/>\ngonna pay to smash some ore today.<br \/>\nYou got dirt on yo\u2019 face<br \/>\nYou big disgrace<br \/>\nScreams of boredom make no sound in space.<\/p>\n<p>We will we will Rorqual<br \/>\nWe will we will Rorqual.<\/p>\n<p>Pilot you\u2019re an rich man<br \/>\nore man<br \/>\nLickin&#8217; cracked lips<br \/>\nGonna make you some ISK today.<br \/>\nCrushing ore in a vice<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re not that Gneiss<br \/>\nGotta crazed glaze creepin&#8217; over your eyes.<\/p>\n<p>We will we will Rorqual<br \/>\nWe will we will Rorqual&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>(With apologies to Freddy Mercury&#8230; and everyone else.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s less than 24 hours since I first heard murmurs about getting a Rorqual for the system, with a number<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-2803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2803"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3161,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2803\/revisions\/3161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}