{"id":3289,"date":"2012-01-24T17:24:38","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T17:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=3289"},"modified":"2012-02-01T06:09:08","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T06:09:08","slug":"life-in-a-wormhole-what-if-they-gave-a-war-and-nobody-came-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/life-in-a-wormhole-what-if-they-gave-a-war-and-nobody-came-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in a Wormhole: What if they Gave a War and Nobody Came? #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hurrah, we&#8217;ve had war declared on us again. Contrary to the ominous tone of this announcement, the mood within the home system seems curiously unaffected.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3290\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3290\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/giveafuckssan.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3290\" title=\"giveafuckssan\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/giveafuckssan.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/giveafuckssan.gif 400w, https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/giveafuckssan-300x232.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3290\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Wardec? Huh. What&#39;s on TV?&quot;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Granted, I might be a bit removed from any terror and tension this news elicits, as I&#8217;m currently off in the wilds of the midwest, but I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s the case. The fact of the matter is that a typical &#8216;griefer&#8217; wardec is kind of a pointless thing when you live in a wormhole, since most of the <s>professional<\/s> habitual wardeccing corps are only doing it so they can attack your ships when you&#8217;re in some major trade hub &#8212; usually only ONE of the major trade hubs (Jita) &#8212; they can&#8217;t even be arsed to cover three or heavens forbid all four of the main market systems in game.<\/p>\n<p>So you&#8217;ve got a wardec? Stay in the wormhole for a week and make a bunch of ISK by running sites. That&#8217;s what we do <em>anyway<\/em>. Just don&#8217;t go out into known space where someone can have a Locator Agent find you, or if you must do so, get there through some other wormhole&#8217;s connection and avoid the trade hubs.<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line? For a wormhole corp, the typical wardec is about as troublesome and terror-inducing as road construction that blocks off your normal route to work. I&#8217;m sure there are groups out there that know exactly how to make a wormholer&#8217;s life difficult, but these guys aren&#8217;t it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after a long and restful time with family (seriously, stop laughing), I&#8217;m back home and ready to make some iskies. Our connecting class two system is pretty barren, but I scan down a Class Three system that&#8217;s connected to that boring class two, and it is both thick with sleepers and largely abandoned, making it a good choice for a little Sleeper shooting.<\/p>\n<p>One of our aussie pilots, Pax, is willing to come along, and while we&#8217;re not as familiar with the different ship types and waves of attackers in the Class Three wormholes, they don&#8217;t prove much more difficult than the homicidal, sentient, killer ships we deal with every day. Our time is fairly limited, and we&#8217;re only able to hit about eight sites before it&#8217;s time to wrap it up, but our brief run nets us a cool quarter billion isk, which is a pretty good haul. We need to see about moving into a higher-class system at some point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hurrah, we&#8217;ve had war declared on us again. Contrary to the ominous tone of this announcement, the mood within the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-3289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3289"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3334,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions\/3334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}