{"id":3515,"date":"2012-03-08T21:39:55","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T21:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=3515"},"modified":"2012-03-08T21:40:58","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T21:40:58","slug":"life-in-a-wormhole-the-surroundsound-of-stupid-eveonline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/03\/life-in-a-wormhole-the-surroundsound-of-stupid-eveonline\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in a Wormhole: The (Surround)Sound of Stupid #eveonline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finally force myself to take a break a few hours later, leaving Pax, Em, and Shan watching things while I get some rest.<\/p>\n<p>When I return, only Shan is around to greet me, but like Radagast he has many beasts and birds doing his bidding, so everything still watched.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How&#8217;d you sleep?&#8221; Shan asks. In the background of his voice comms, I can hear the constant pinging sound of the scanning probes with which he&#8217;s blanketed the system.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eh.&#8221; I do some math, frowning. &#8220;How did <em>YOU<\/em> sleep?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Haven&#8217;t yet.&#8221; <em>(ping-a ping-a ping-a)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Dude<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s all right. I got my second wind.&#8221; <em>(ping-a ping-a ping-a)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How long have you been up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; it&#8217;s coming up on 28 hours.&#8221; <em>(ping-a ping-a ping-a)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em><strong>Dude<\/strong><\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll take a nap in a while.&#8221; <em>(ping-a ping-a ping-a)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And when you do, you&#8217;re going to dream about that scanning probe sound.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; huh. Yeah. I don&#8217;t even hear it anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s just blonde&#8230; brunette&#8230; redhead&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Exactly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I drop back into my Arazu force recon cruiser retrofitted for emergency hole crashing and park myself next to the low-sec entrance, chatting with Shan and getting caught up. No one&#8217;s seen any sign of the last Loki pilot, things have been quiet, and we have another five hours before our class two connection will die of old age.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s another two hours before we manage to convince Shan to take a break, and he&#8217;s back only a few hours after that, in plenty of time to help out when our Class Two connection dies and will be replaced by a fresh wormhole.<\/p>\n<p>About thirty minutes before this is likely to happen, we see several of the &#8220;occupy&#8221; pilots logging in and, like clockwork, the class two connection dies of old age and a Loki and enemy probes appear on d-scan &#8212; whatever we might say about our unwanted guests, their recon, planning, and coordination in small groups is damned impressive. <\/p>\n<p>We scan as well, locating the new hole and getting heavy ships en route to weaken the hole.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So we want to crit it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Actually&#8230;&#8221; Em says. &#8220;Can you get it like&#8230; halfway down, but before its appearance changes, so that it looks stable but would only take a jump or two to kill? That might look more enticing for this guy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Guys,&#8221; Tweed calls, &#8220;I&#8217;m picking another new wormhole.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I look at the low-sec connection right next to me. &#8220;Well, it&#8217;s not a new low-sec.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Scanning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A minute or two passes, and Tweed reports that we have a randomly-generated outbound connection to Class Three wormhole space, leading into a system that boasts only a static null-sec wormhole exit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Man&#8230;&#8221; says Tweed. &#8220;It&#8217;s too bad these guys are in here, cuz this system is really overgrown.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Great,&#8221; I mutter, than on comms, &#8220;Going to weaken that one too, but leave it looking healthy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Copy that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Our ships proceed to jump and warp back and forth between the two holes in an intricate, planned dance. Feels like we&#8217;ve gotten pretty good at this stuff.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s about when Dolby logs in for the first time since The Talk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Damn, he isn&#8217;t gone yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I thought he was. Haven&#8217;t seen him since <a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/02\/life-in-a-wormhole-the-talk-eveonline\/\">the talk<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Everyone chuckles. The talk has been discussed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s he doing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Looks like he&#8217;s at Cab&#8217;s tower.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can anyone go look?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s in a Magnate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A scanning frigate? Why &#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Em gets on the system text comms. &#8220;Dolby, we are currently closely watching and controlling access to all the wormholes in the system. Please do not approach or use any of them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No reply.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s got probes out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3517\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3517\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/excuse-me-what.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/excuse-me-what.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"excuse me what\" width=\"400\" height=\"220\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/excuse-me-what.gif 400w, https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/excuse-me-what-300x165.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3517\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I am nonplussed by Dolby's activities.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;God damn&#8230; how long until we have those two holes set?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re right in the middle of jumps.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If he jumps out of that low-sec&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Em doesn&#8217;t have to finish the thought. If he jumps out of the low-sec, and the hole closes, a new one will appear, and we will be completely out of position to either defend or destroy it &#8212; quite a few of our pilots aren&#8217;t even on yet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s back at the tower.&#8221; Shan reports. &#8220;Looks like he&#8217;s reshipping into a&#8230; Bestower.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A <em>hauler<\/em>? 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