{"id":4,"date":"2009-02-12T14:41:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T14:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=4"},"modified":"2009-02-12T14:41:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T14:41:34","slug":"birthday-presents-for-nerds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2009\/02\/birthday-presents-for-nerds\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday presents for nerds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From a GChat with the DM in my once-a-month DnD game:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>12:59 PM<\/em> <strong>Dale:<\/strong> Congratulations: your character gets 175 xp in celebration of you living another year \ud83d\ude09<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Cha-ching.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a GChat with the DM in my once-a-month DnD game: 12:59 PM Dale: Congratulations: your character gets 175 xp<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-d20"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}