{"id":4526,"date":"2012-12-05T16:02:55","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T16:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=4526"},"modified":"2012-12-05T16:02:55","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T16:02:55","slug":"life-in-eve-got-a-joke-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2012\/12\/life-in-eve-got-a-joke-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in Eve: Got a joke for you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How does a &#8220;roleplay-oriented, pro-Minmatar, faction warfare alliance&#8221; that has been dealing with the game&#8217;s alliance mechanics for EIGHT YEARS end up in a situation where they get <strong><em>kicked out of the war<\/em><\/strong> because their collective standings with the Minmatar are too low?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4527\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4527\" style=\"width: 452px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/thats-the-joke.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/thats-the-joke.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"that&#039;s the joke\" width=\"452\" height=\"339\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4527\" srcset=\"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/thats-the-joke.jpg 452w, https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/thats-the-joke-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4527\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Except I&#039;m not fucking laughing.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;m taking a day off, I guess. Fuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How does a &#8220;roleplay-oriented, pro-Minmatar, faction warfare alliance&#8221; that has been dealing with the game&#8217;s alliance mechanics for EIGHT YEARS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-4526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actual-play","category-mmos","tag-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4528,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4526\/revisions\/4528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}