{"id":4787,"date":"2013-04-08T20:13:18","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T20:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=4787"},"modified":"2013-04-08T20:13:18","modified_gmt":"2013-04-08T20:13:18","slug":"life-in-eve-junkies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2013\/04\/life-in-eve-junkies\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in Eve: Junkies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>March was a really, really good month for our corporation. By most any standard, it was <a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2013\/04\/live-in-eve-march-in-review\/\" target=\"_blank\">the best month the corp has had since it was formed<\/a>, and aside from the dry statistics, there&#8217;s the more interesting fact that we had gotten fairly well-known in the warzone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Props to you and your guys, Ty,&#8221; said one enemy pilot in local comms. &#8220;You guys always bring a fight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April&#8230; has not gone so well.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/YcVrf.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"404\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Really not a fan of this month.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a sample of our comms this month:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Can I take on a Hookbill in this Atron?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Answer: no.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a dragoon in the medium complex&#8230; can we even fight that?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Let&#8217;s&#8230; give it a shot&#8230; I guess?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This was two guys in slashers. The Dragoon had backup.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;They only outnumber us by two.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And they have gang boosts &#8211;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And they have boosts, so really it&#8217;s worse than that.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;By a lot &#8211;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;By a lot. Yeah. Should we engage?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8230;. yeah.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We did. It ended about how you&#8217;d expect.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s horrible odds, but&#8230; whatever. We&#8217;re only two jumps from Auga to reship.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Good argument. Then&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We&#8217;re only three jumps from Auga to reship.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which was funny.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We&#8217;re only four jumps from Auga to reship.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Still funny.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We&#8217;re only five jumps from Auga to reship.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Less funny.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We can always fly back to Auga to reship.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And now it&#8217;s just grim.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, in the last couple days, everything is grim. Tone of voice. Topics. The sense of desperation.<\/p>\n<p>The desperation of a junkie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrible-efficiency.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4788\" title=\"terrible-efficiency\" src=\"http:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrible-efficiency.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrible-efficiency.jpg 400w, https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrible-efficiency-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrible-efficiency-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In April, so far, the Corp has already racked up about a third of the losses we had all through March, and have snagged about one-<em>twentieth<\/em> of \u00a0the kills (my personal ratio is even worse, at least in terms of losses).<\/p>\n<p>It <em>seemed<\/em> due to the simple fact that there are less fights available: the Amarr have been particularly scarce, especially in groups anywhere close to the size\/composition we can realistically engage, and when we get anything that looks even sort of doable (if you cross your eyes and squint), we go for it.<\/p>\n<p>Most of the time, though, what we decided was &#8216;sort of possible&#8217; was really nowhere near that, but we go for it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Because March turned us into junkies, and April is making us go cold turkey.<\/p>\n<p>Consider: in March, I was involved in at least one hundred fifty fights, give or take. Not all of them were recorded, because one side or the other ultimately managed to escape, but that&#8217;s a (low) estimate of the number of times a fight loomed. Probably, it was closer to two hundred, so let&#8217;s split the difference and call it one hundred eighty.<\/p>\n<p>That works out to six fights a day, give or take, during March. Every day, six jolts of adrenaline (yes, adrenaline dumps from MMO PvP: an experience &#8212; for me &#8212; all-but unique to Eve).<\/p>\n<p>A guy can get kind of addicted to that kind of thing.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve got guys in the corp who, in February and March, have gotten in more fights than all the rest of their time in Eve, <em>even if you count shooting NPCs<\/em>. \u00a0It&#8217;s fun. It&#8217;s exciting. There is really nothing else in the game like it.<\/p>\n<p>Then it just&#8230; stops. You are left with only bad opportunities to get your fix. <em>Very<\/em> bad opportunities.<\/p>\n<p>And we&#8217;re taking those chances anyway. Of course. We&#8217;re junkies.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not&#8230; good. \u00a0The frustration from not finding fights is bad already, and coupled with the stream of bad fights ending badly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. Not good.<\/p>\n<p>Time to make some changes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; March was a really, really good month for our corporation. 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