{"id":932,"date":"2003-07-16T15:57:20","date_gmt":"2003-07-16T15:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/random-average.com\/?p=932"},"modified":"2003-07-16T15:57:20","modified_gmt":"2003-07-16T15:57:20","slug":"grumble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/2003\/07\/grumble\/","title":{"rendered":"Grumble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jackie got an email notice today that her 3.5 PHB is shipping.<br \/>\nMe?  Nothing.  Why?  Because I preordered my stuff <u><i><b>too soon<\/b><\/i><\/u>.<br \/>\nYeah.  A lovely but little-known fact of Amazon pre-orders is that, once they get the book in, they start shipping out in reverse order of the date the order was placed.<br \/>\nSo&#8230; the longer you wait to pre-order, the faster you&#8217;ll get the book.  Makes a hell of a lot of sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jackie got an email notice today that her 3.5 PHB is shipping. Me? Nothing. Why? Because I preordered my stuff<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-d20"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomaverage.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}