Session 6 (4-Jun-04)

On hospitality and the gracious host
KEN: Please, make yourself at home. Don't touch anything.

On magical thinking outside of the box
SHANNON: [Convinced that Ken has cameras in the bathroom] Bister -- Dark.
RANDY: Well, if Bister's in Need ...
DAVE: Bister reaches over and flicks off the light switch.

On close relations in the Osato family, Part I
DOYCE: Your uncle really isn't that much of a bastard. He's just --
KEN: -- in the way?
DOYCE: -- traditional.

On close relations in the Osato family, Part II
KEN: [To his father's ghost] What were you doing, attacking my sister?!
TERU: Refreshing my strength.
KEN: By attacking your daughter?! Am I next?!
TERU: [Counts on fingers] No.

On ad hoc medical evaluations
KEN: [To Val, who's just been bonking his sister] How would you judge her stamina?
DOYCE: "I use the dipstick method."