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Bidding..."THIRTY!?! You're nuts!" -- Dale "Mental Note: don't let Joren hit me." -- Lee "What the fuck is up with endurance?" -- Joren, after a bidding war left Jackie spending 63 and Lee at 65 "And warfare goes to Dale for 31, the only man still capable of bidding after the recent gouts of blood spurting from the point totals for the rest of you." --GM "So, I spent 46, and I spent the least out of everyone?" -- Dale Session Two--Gaining of initial pieces."What do you mean, the nazi won the race?" -- Joren "So the knights ride up along side the duke on the hill, flank him, pull out automatic weapons, and gun him down." -- GM "I'm waiting for the punchline."--Selena "The demons are tearing the hell out of the warlords tent, they are a good 30 feet tall... what are you doing?" -- GM "Jordan, I was wondering if you'd do me a favor and trump your cousins... let them know we'd like to see them in Amber as soon as possible." -- Bleys "Who gathers up the papers so I can't see em?"--Chance "His Mind must be powerful, for his body is a very poor specimen." -- Jordan, referring to Chance. "Did he like... kill you're dog or something?" -- Jordan, to Selena, refering to Chance "You're heading off alone?" -- Jordan "As you turn around, the man in the nice red suit with the sunglasses backhands you, you fly a good 10 to 15 feet and crumple to the ground, having hit shoulder first, and you feel something POP painfully." -- GM "You've gotta eat some meat and put on some weight or something "-- Jordan "His sword barely misses you, driven by a strength far beyond your own... it thunks into the wood of the gate you were standing in front of, and the wood around the blade starts to smoke." -- GM Session 3--More pieces."So we're in the Aztech shadow, but Chance, the only one they understand, is gone." -- Jordan "Why does everyone freak when I say that the guy who just trumped me said his name was Osric?" -- Selena "While you're breaking the neck of the last hound, one of the guys in armor leaps forward and stabs you in the side."--GM "Hi" -- Jordan "Alright, I'll be seeing you soon, I suppose" -- Finndo "Oooooh I hope not" -- Jordan Session 4, more pieces"I shapeshift my hair into fine filaments that reach out to grasp hold of Kethos... so I can make mental contact." -- Chance "I bury the prongs of the crossbow into the man's groin like a hatchet." -- Cathryn "I jump on the back of the red and black, furry elephant and hellride after Kethos." -- Cathryn "Sitting nonchalantly on the tombstone is Finndo." -- GM "Benedict, who was that man?" -- Selena Session Five -- Corwin's Pattern"So, I shadow-shifted to the last piece, and that brought me to Corwin's pattern?"--Cathryn "You guys figure out what you're going to do, I'm going to go take a shower."--GM "So, the last piece is out in Corwyn's shadow, Kethos has been here already and is going after the piece, and to go after it, one of us has to walk this pattern to imprint it?"--Cathryn "That was a very, very stupid thing to do..."--Able, to Chance "Chance's pattern Ghost, imprinted with every ounce of hatred he possesses, is now on the loose -- Jurt "Chance! Come help me!"--Selena, drugged and stuck in a closet, with an Uzi leveled at the door. "Yes, Kethos got away. Yes, he got the last piece. But I killed his horse, that has Got to Piss Him Off."--Cathryn Session Six--The Curse of Bad Living"I'm going to trump the Aztec shadow."--Chance "The tower slides from the side of the keep, plummeting down to crash into the courtyard below--several natives are crushed, the rest scatter."--GM "As you trump into Jordan's rooms in Castle Amber to get away from Kethos, the proximity of the Amber pattern affects you."--GM "I try to help Chance move."--Jordan "As you open the door of your room, and explosion rips the front wall away and blows you back against the opposite wall. As you loose consciousness, you see Chance's pattern Ghost step out of a nearby doorway and move towards you."--GM "The guards show up, they are looking for Chance."--GM "Dammit Selena, I told you to leave Chance alone."--Random "Two men burst into your room, followed by Ries."--GM <H5>Session 7--Mousetrap</H5>
"A hand reaches out a shimmering distortion and grasps Kethos'."--GM "Kethos slips through the trump gate."--GM "I leap through the distortion after Finndo."--Chance "You do realize Selena just tossed a live grenade through the gate?"--GM "You get contact with Benedict."--GM "I pick up the piece of the key."--Chance Session 8--Raid"You lose 300 in a swamp... 40 more to a 24 hour plague...."--GM Session 9--Attack and Collection"The worm swallowed Chance."--GM "Style doesn't matter as long as I stay alive."--Jordan "I leap from table to table, going 'Hooo! Hooo! Hooo!' and shouting 'I'm a Monkey!'"--Jordan "I can't believe you animated the armor, you BAS Tard?."--Cathryn, to the GM "I saved your life, Chance, you had to know how hard that was for me."--Selena "Cordmarre whips a card at you, it becomes a spinning pinwheel of flame as it leaves his hand."--GM "You hear Finndo in the distance."--GM Session 10--the Pieces"You should be more prepared, Abel. You see... I brought a knife." (stab!)--Chance Session 11--The battle."I'm going to twist the marching of the army leaders as they Shadow-walk to Amber."--Cathryn "As the pieces are laid out together on the table, they begin to slid towards one another... twisting, melding and growing."--GM "The warped pattern of Finndo lies in full size upon the floor of the Throne Room."--GM Session 12--Death and the Jewel"A huge explosion rocks the air like a nearby thunderstrike... as you look down on the city, you see a pillar of smoke rising from a crater where Chance's townhouse used to be..."--GM "We seem to be stuck inside the Jewel of Judgement."--Cathryn "Who are you?"--Ariadne Session 13--Waves"Well, of course Ygg is pissed, you just cut a branch off."--GM "I want an apology, you insolent whelp!"--Ygg Session 14--Diplomacy"We don't have a uniform big enough for you, you'll have to go shirtless."--Ariadne "Angus makes a trade agreement, we get tossed in jail... something is off here."--Selena "They send Benedict to retrieve you."--GM "I explain to Angus that Selena won't be interested in him becuase she prefers women."--Cathryn Session 15--Surprises"With our luck, Brand isn't dead, and this is his Pattern."--Ariadne "Who is in charge here?"--Ariadne "Brand has the Jewel of Judgement? Ohhhhhthat'sbad..." -- Ariadne "Would you be interested in walking another Pattern, my dear?"--Brand "Sure, except something tells me I'd die if I tried it again, so I'll have to get a raincheck."--Cathryn Session 16--The Concert"Are you crazy?--Jordan (Selena gets Finndo to go after Brand) "We're going to shadow walk to a Grateful Dead concert. Even before Garcia died, it was the only way to get tickets."--Cathryn "Let's get up on the stage and dance topless."--Selena "I found you the three most amazing men at this concert and you're not even going to?.... Gah!"--Cathryn, to Selena "What the hell, yeah, I'll let myself get pregnant."--Cathryn (Selena dumps blood on Finndo's pattern) Session 17--Wars and Wandering"Due to the splatter of blood, there are lots of small Black Road's running through Shadow now, instead of the old version where ther was just one Big one."--GM "I'm going to assemble my army and go to the protection of Amber."--Angus "How are you going to supply your troops with provisions?"--GM "Some crazy wave of nothingness washes over you and you feel yourself pulled through shadow, finally deposited with only 1/100th of your troops in a distant, crazy shadow. Some elemental rock-hand is bearing off with Sean."--GM Session 18--The End and Beginning"I'm going to trump to Amber."--Jordan "Cathryn and I trump to Amber"--GM "You appear to be in a Pocket Shadow of Brand's design, it's a near-infinate dungeon labyrinth."--GM "I try to trump out anyway."--Jordan "I'm going to try to use my trump tatoo to contact Yan."--Vincent "By the time to return to Amber you realize something is very bad, there's a smoking hole in the side of Mount Kolvir, and Fiona says someone just gutted Merlin over the Primal Pattern. Apparently, the world is dissolving at about one half-foot per minute, radiating outward from the center of Amber's Pattern."--GM "You trump to Ygg, and notice there is someone with their hands laid on Ygg's surface. It appears to be Brand."--GM "The unconscious person wearing Angus' clothes appears to be Chance."--GM "We don't have enough people we don't like that are useful as pattern eraser fluid."--Chance "Dworkin was lobotomized by the destruction of the Primal Pattern."--GM "That's one down, how do we get rid of Brand's pattern?"--Vince "You have to get someone who isn't currently mentally traumatized who can first walk Corwin's pattern, use it to attune the Jewel of Judgement, teleport to the center of Brand's Pattern, and then walk it in reverse to erase it. That mean's Selena."--GM "You are perhaps 4 more steps from the end of Brand's Pattern, and you are absolutely locked into place, unable to go on."--GM "I grab hold of Finndo's tunic and shove him back towards the pattern."--Vincent "Why is it that every climatic battle between two powerful psychic minds ends up as a fist fight?"--GM |
