Fired by a rocket from a strange moon-based civilation in a galaxy far far away, his space-pod crashed down in then rural Milwaukie in the later half of the 1970's.

The subliminal beeping of the pod hypnotised and convinced the first two schmucks who reached it that they were actually married, thus forming the nuclear family that would raise and torment him through his formative years.

Now, approaching three decades later, his sinister plans for world domination have almost come to fruition. "Soon, soon the world would know", the evil genius cackled, "the healthiness of a whole grain diet!"

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