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Daughter of Lawrence Leonard Lucretia, Wife of Lord Braden Polz, mother of Simon Sayers Petherbridge Polz, champion breeder of tachyderms, authoress of Never Invite Ninja to Tea (Without First Cleaning Behind the Curtains), and winner of the All-Kroon Whist Tournament several years running.

Notable Quotable: "Don't you take that tone with me, young man. You should be hitting a G-below-middle-C instead!"

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