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Dirty Little Secrets

2002-03-18 doycet Game Design

I don’t mind how many exp I give out in the DnD game, because I won’t miss this game when

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Game tonight

2002-03-15 doycet Scheduling

DnD, takes place at the Consortium, since Dave’s out of town and Margie can’t find a sitter. It’s fine —

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Updates

2002-03-11 doycet Links & Resources One comment

I’ve done some overhauling at the Padawan’s Cave, removing the star maps that I don’t find myself using at all,

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Session Eight: Head Trip

2002-03-10 doycet Actual Play One comment

We couldn’t play on Friday, due to the weather, but we did manage to get everyone together Saturday night for

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Weekend plans

2002-03-07 doycet Conventions 3 comments

This Sunday, I’m coordinating my 2nd Gameday at Collectormania (which I’d provide a link to if I knew it). The

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OA Atmosphere

2002-03-06 doycet D20

Tales of Virtue and Treachery — A bunch of fiction from Rokugan, for whoever’s interested.

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Session Seven

2002-02-26 doycet Actual Play 6 comments

Star Wars Campaign Session seven was on Friday the 22nd, and I’m going to talk about that as well as

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Finally, a really gamer geek quiz

2002-02-26 doycet Links & Resources 4 comments

What D&D Character Are You? I Am A: Neutral Good Half-Elf Bard Thief Alignment:Neutral Good characters believe in the power

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Chargen

2002-02-23 doycet Links & Resources

Good Starwars Chargen Tool Okina-rdae.com

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Geek News

2002-02-18 doycet Links & Resources

Official D&D Game Rule FAQ has been Updated (02/15/2002)

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Ghengis Con

2002-02-18 doycet Conventions

Ghenghis Con was very cool for me last year, because it was my first real experience stepping back into mainstream

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Other Game Writing

2002-02-11 doycet Links & Resources

Randy updates his blog with comments about the various games he playing or planning on running at Q.E.D. — Quinn

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Game Tonight

2002-02-08 doycet Scheduling One comment

Session Seven? I need to put some GM logs up for the game, but nothing today. Need to get the

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My new super-secret identity

2002-02-02 doycet Links & Resources One comment

I am… Man of Leisure Man! I think I’m smiling just a little too much, though. The somewhat bemused expression

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Up up and away

2002-01-28 doycet Actual Play, Table Top 3 comments

So we started playing the Justice Squad campaign this weekend. Lots of fun. Here’s my personal good/bad/ugly list. Good –

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Game tonight

2002-01-25 doycet Actual Play

Session … not sure what number… sixth? The group just levelled up to 3rd. Rey can’t make it, so I

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Proper Care and Feeding of your young Geek

2002-01-14 doycet Actual Play 5 comments

This Saturday, I ran a little one-shot for Jackie, Justin and the Hill-Kleerups. Justin was playing his ubiquitous halfling thief,

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Scooby-dooby Who

2001-12-17 doycet Links & Resources One comment

So, Randy pointed me to this. Kind of interesting, even if you hate Scooby-doo (I do.) What roles do your

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Game Tonight

2001-12-16 doycet Actual Play

Game tonight. I got Nothing. Addendum: Dave sent me something funny to cheer me up. Comments on the game and

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AoO

2001-12-12 doycet D20, Links & Resources One comment

Since it came up last game, here’s a very well-illustrated page on Movement and Attacks of Opportunity.

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Price of Honor

2001-12-12 doycet Actual Play 2 comments

Robert has logs up for the DND campaign over here. They are pretty good, and fun because they really sound

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Mucho Gaming

2001-12-09 doycet Conventions One comment

We went to WiCoU this weekend. ALL of us, for once. Jackie enjoyed herself a great deal with the GM’s

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Friday

2001-12-06 doycet Scheduling 8 comments

Game this Friday will be the DnD campaign. Margie can’t make it, but Robert’s wife can. Normally, I’d be against

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This week

2001-12-02 doycet Conventions, Scheduling

No games this weekend. Next weekend is WiCoU, which I plan to be playing in, not running. Good for me.

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Wishlist:

2001-11-24 doycet D20

– Oriental Adventures – Farscape RPG (or even frigging info on when it comes out) – Tome and Blood sourcebook

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Game Log 3 — Down Below

2001-11-24 doycet Actual Play

Third game session last night, another one of the sessions I’ll refer to as “Establishing Shots”, to use a movie

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OGL stuff

2001-11-16 doycet Game Design One comment

These guys want me to do some work with them, prompted by Hocus Pocus, Mumbo Jumbo (which I wrote for

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Rock Star (like Meatloaf)

2001-11-06 doycet Conventions

You know that maxim that the camera adds 10 pounds? Well apparently the internet turns you into an emaciated bookworm

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Urg

2001-10-31 doycet Conventions, Diceless

I haven’t put an entry in here for so long that MT has removed all my other entries — too

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Cool

2001-10-18 doycet D20, Game Design

Added a new Shapeshifter class to the d20 Amber Basic Character Classes. I really like how that guy turned out.

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Doyce Testerman

Mostly actual play from online tabletop games, played on Roll20. Also random other stuff.

Doyce Testerman
Sometimes, the story tells you it wants to be something else.
Timefoolery finds us once again.

2026 03 10
See the thing is, I called episode six "Crystal Snails", and then I got Vulfmon's Disco Snails stuck in my head, and then this happened. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if you've never heard of Disco Snails.
I'm sorry if you HAVE heard of Disco Snails.
Mostly, I'm sorry to Vulfmon.

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

There's bodies in the airlock, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall and they crawl right at you
They've synthesize deadly toxins up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (P-p-p-party)

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Their location? In your station
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.
(With apologies to Vulfmon.)

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system fail
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They're not ill-willer, they're just killers...

2026 03 03
Tinker and Quin engage in a time-honored spacer tradition (drinking and conspiracy theories) followed by another time-honored ironsworn tradition (fighting for your life).

2026 02 24 timebolted
We meet Quintin's daughter, and then head out on our main mission. Both of these go exactly as we expected, as usual.

2026 02 17

Music by Kevin MacLeod. Intro by kleber-kgf.
This game, man... this game....

A few notes: the audio is still uneven. I tried a few things, but I need to try a few more. Stay with us and I'll get it sorted, I promise.

2026 02 13
Kiri's symbiote saves him... from something, or for something?
Quinn pulls on the strings trailing from everyone on Providence Station.

2026 02 03
The Ironsworn - Tolari and Quinn are wrapped up in the spectacular mundanities of everyday survival in the Oasis sector.

(Tim is quickly figuring out the system, while Doyce forgets he has an asset 30 seconds after mentioning it, so everything is going as expected.)

2026 01 27
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