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Geek bliss

2003-04-11 doycet Links & Resources

Ever wanted to compare the relative size of an X-wing to a Babylon-5 StarFury, or a Starship Troopers Plasma Bug

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Cool

2003-03-25 doycet Links & Resources 2 comments

Gaming Events.ORG

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*sniff* ahhh the good old days

2003-02-19 doycet Links & Resources

That’s Right… we’re about to go old school on you! In general, the concept and imagination involved is stunning. However,

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What are your Stats

2003-02-18 doycet Links & Resources One comment

A happy little quiz that will give you Your D & D Stats! A little Warning. at least 2 annoying

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Neato

2003-01-01 doycet Links & Resources One comment

Lord of the Rings characters in anime style.

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“The Balrog takes 7d6 falling damage…”

2002-12-30 doycet Links & Resources

Two Towers: LotR as a D&D game, and tons of other stuff. GM: Failed your climb check, huh? You slip

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Interesting stuff

2002-12-19 doycet Links & Resources 2 comments

For me: Which Royal of Amber is your Parent? For Jacob: Which Royal of Amber is your Parent?

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Interesting stuff

2002-11-26 doycet Links & Resources, Nobilis One comment

As of 30th November 2002, Hogshead Publishing Ltd is leaving the adventure-gaming industry. Please note that the company is not

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Bob say, “moron.”

2002-10-04 doycet Links & Resources One comment

Well, this might have been easier than all that blue makeup for playing Bob. On the other hand, I’m not

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“I cast magic missle. I attack the DARKNESS.”

2002-09-10 doycet Links & Resources One comment

Ahh, the paranoid religious tracts of Mr. Chick. I remember seeing Dark Dungeons in the ‘reading rack’ in the entryway

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More Pigskin Geekout

2002-09-03 doycet Links & Resources

Tuesday Morning Quarterback is a pretty entertaining way to keep up on the weekly pro football action. It used to

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Pigskin Picks

2002-09-03 doycet Links & Resources

My roster for the Weblogger Fantasy Football League: Favre, Brett (QB-GB) Horn, Joe (WR-NO) Rice, Jerry (WR-Oak) Green, Ahman (RB-GB)

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Imperial Scarecrow Fury!

2002-09-03 doycet Links & Resources

Via Dave, the Verbal Kung-Fu Generator, providing five new Kung-Fu Moves every 15 minutues! shaolin mustard-seed slash stunning patriarch penetration

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To whom…

2002-08-05 doycet Links & Resources

Rey has made good on his threat promise to set up the RPGamer Blogs Web Ring. If this is the

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Master Yoda, your next student is here…

2002-06-28 doycet Links & Resources One comment

and she’s got a really cool lightsaber. (link (and Katherine) via Dave)

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Blogathon 2002

2002-06-28 doycet Links & Resources

I’ve put up my Blogathon information on a page of it’s own, and I encourage everyone to check out the

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I’m Ttthooper!

2002-06-18 doycet Links & Resources

I am SO SORRY I missed this game.

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Might be too late for the game tonight, but…

2002-06-14 doycet Links & Resources

Here’s a Character sheet for the Revised Star Wars Rules, written in Excel. Pretty good stuff.

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*mumble grumble*

2002-05-31 doycet Links & Resources One comment

It’s really really annoying to work out a bunch of stuff about how Bail Antilles and Bail Organa are the

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Your Daaaammn Right!

2002-05-07 doycet Links & Resources

Find your Role-Playing Stereotype.

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New stuff on the Revised Rulebook

2002-05-05 doycet Links & Resources 2 comments

Details on the changes to ALL the classes, new skills, new feats, new Equipment — as much info as I

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Hey now, you’re a rock star

2002-04-29 doycet Links & Resources

I’m number 1 on Google for d20 random encounters.

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Glimpse the Future

2002-04-24 doycet Links & Resources

Excerpt from an advance review of the Revised Core Rulebook Moving into the classes section, we see some of the

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Techie Tricks

2002-04-23 doycet Diceless, Links & Resources

Dave has used MT (and mad design skillz 🙂 to come up with a great page for a character he’s

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Revisions

2002-04-10 doycet Links & Resources 4 comments

WotC has released some new infor from the revised edition of the rulebook that coming out in a few months.

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Holonet News

2002-04-05 doycet Links & Resources

Just too, too funny: HoloNet Life | Best in Show Eaten by Second-Best

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This just in…

2002-04-05 doycet Links & Resources

Area Woman Finds Sith Icon in Pastebread Or not… still, a pretty fun read. Holonetnews is a good, immersive site.

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Star Wars – ANOTHER Update

2002-03-22 doycet Links & Resources 2 comments

Inspired by Rey’s kick-ASS banner, I updated the main Prince of Alderaan page and also did some stuff with the

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Update — Timeline

2002-03-21 doycet Links & Resources

I’ve added atimeline to the Prince of Alderaan game data. It should help people sort out what’s happening when in

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Star Wars Update

2002-03-20 doycet Links & Resources

Another (messy) update to the d20 Star Wars Campaign. Added more senatorial stuff and started working on pix for various

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Doyce Testerman

Mostly actual play from online tabletop games, played on Roll20. Also random other stuff.

Doyce Testerman
Sometimes, the story tells you it wants to be something else.
Timefoolery finds us once again.

2026 03 10
See the thing is, I called episode six "Crystal Snails", and then I got Vulfmon's Disco Snails stuck in my head, and then this happened. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if you've never heard of Disco Snails.
I'm sorry if you HAVE heard of Disco Snails.
Mostly, I'm sorry to Vulfmon.

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

There's bodies in the airlock, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall and they crawl right at you
They've synthesize deadly toxins up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (P-p-p-party)

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Their location? In your station
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.
(With apologies to Vulfmon.)

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system fail
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They're not ill-willer, they're just killers...

2026 03 03
Tinker and Quin engage in a time-honored spacer tradition (drinking and conspiracy theories) followed by another time-honored ironsworn tradition (fighting for your life).

2026 02 24 timebolted
We meet Quintin's daughter, and then head out on our main mission. Both of these go exactly as we expected, as usual.

2026 02 17

Music by Kevin MacLeod. Intro by kleber-kgf.
This game, man... this game....

A few notes: the audio is still uneven. I tried a few things, but I need to try a few more. Stay with us and I'll get it sorted, I promise.

2026 02 13
Kiri's symbiote saves him... from something, or for something?
Quinn pulls on the strings trailing from everyone on Providence Station.

2026 02 03
The Ironsworn - Tolari and Quinn are wrapped up in the spectacular mundanities of everyday survival in the Oasis sector.

(Tim is quickly figuring out the system, while Doyce forgets he has an asset 30 seconds after mentioning it, so everything is going as expected.)

2026 01 27
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