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Year (lost timeline)|

  Event

1819|

  *Birth of Victoria Regina

1835|

  *Splendid Magellenic Rending

1839|

  *Concordat Magna; Victoria Regina enNobled

1893|

  *World Columbian Exposition at Chicago, where Tesla? unveils his Frontier Thesis?

c. 1900|

  *History is not the history we know

1904|

 *Ben Faulk buys ice cream instead of milk on March 15
 *Kansas City Exposition, where Tesla? unveils his Future Thesis
 *Einstein starts to woo Tesla?'s Mileva Maric in Switzerland.

1905|

  *Einstein publishes the Annus Mirabilis Papers

1910|

  *In late July, Einstein first plays Go with Herman Hesse.

1920|

  *Arthur Lord Baskerville?, among others, "discover" fossils of the Piltdown Man.

1915|

  *Einstein publishes his Theory of General Absolutivity

1916|

  *Ben Faulk goes off to mining school.

1920|

  *Arthur Lord Baskerville? discovers surviving faeries

1922|

  *23 tablets containing the Prophecies of El Huub? discovered in Bechuanaland.

1923|

  *Adlai becomes the first superstar of the twentieth century

1925|

  *Adlai battles Doktor Zumm's Mercuric Men

1936|

  *Paris Exposition?

1937|

  *Thirty Seconds of Silence
  *Adlai dies
  *Turing? builds the first memetic computer?

1954|

  *HMAS Nelson lands on Mars

1960|

  *Benoit Mandelbrot? takes his third degree in xenobotany.

1962|

  *Benoit Mandelbrot? publishes his studies of the Fractal Trees of Mars

1967|

  *JFK?'s zealous war aggainst the Kansas City Gang? takes its toll.
  *Herman Hesse, Aetheric Go Grandmaster, dies.

1969|

  *Year of the Burning Dogs?
  *Gamblers bankrupt the casinos of Salt Lake City overnight?

1970|

  *Einstein dies

1974|

  *Benoit Mandelbrot? and followers turn the Rings Of Saturn? square.

1981|

  *Olympius Mons, Martian colony, declares independence from Earth authority

1983|

  *Publication of Lo Our Young Empire
  *Great Song of Tienandra Tikritandy?

1987|

  *John F Kennedy? vanishes.

1989|

  *Doktor Zumm exiled

late 1990's|

  *Festus Mogae lead a popular uprising in Bechuanaland

1999|

  *Department of Cancellations formed

2007|

  *Ionian Infatada initiated

2008|

  *Sigma Six Series? of Go played; Kasparov challenges a Biointelligence.
  *Tesseract Gate? invented to travel to other worlds.

2010|

  *Jovian Riots of 2010*?
  *Dead History movement reaches its zenith
  *Tesseract Officers? formed.

2012|

  *End of the Dead History movement

c. 2015|

  *Inferno At Noon published

2018|

  *The Wellspring Trio takes on Doktor Zumm over Lake Chad.  Hillarity ensues.

2019|

  *Macropterous Malacoids of the Moon?

2026|

  *First GreatMachinesOfSingapore? passes the Turing Test?

2035|

  *"Black Eye" Rebellion?

2045|

  *Ionian Infatada or their heirs release last batch of spy names to the media.

2046|

  *Lara Exquisite? interviews Doktor Zumm in exile.

2049|

  *The Wellspring Trio travels to the Moon to clean up after the Macropterous Malacoids Of The Moon?.

c. 2080|

  *Initial Pan-Indian near-sentient arrays built

2084|

  *Anger Investiture falls on New Ulan Bator, spreads to Earth.

2139|

  *Sublimination Trials? held

c. 2140|

  *Period of widespread wars begins

2147|

  *Terrible Tintinnabulation of Tau Ceti?
  *The Great Bonfire interfered with by the Wellspring Trio.

2149|

  *Devastation creates the Technological Wastelands of Iraq?

c. 2160|

  *Kirby Liris? creates the Faringei musical genre

2164|

  *Trimurti Polytechnical Institute sends a scientific research mission to Mars
  *Faringei outlawed (unsuccessfully) for the first time.

2166|

  *Lebenszeit Putsch?
  *Kirby Liris? exiled off-world to the Middle Reaches, interviewed by Lara Exquisite?.

2167|

  *Lord Entropy outlaws The Key to Everything?.

2185|

  *The first Supernaut is created on 9 October.

2240|

  *Astilan Cooperative organizes Jai Alai Grand Series? to commemorate temporary cessation of violence.

2245|

  *System-wide economic collapse

2247|

  *Tesseract Officers? sever all ties to the Department of Cancellations

c. 2260|

  *Period of widespread wars ends

2263|

  *Trey Parker #947 successfully clones #947a.

2269|

  *Lithochrome of the Lost 500 Spears?

2281|

  *End of Faringei

2299|

  *The Mercury War?

2305|

  *Department of Cancellations finally disbanded.

2308|

  *A fine year for Cornish red wines

2310|

  *The Wellspring Trio put paid to the last Department of Cancellations die-hards.

2319|

  *Proposal to build Lost Angeles

c. 2400|

  *Yseult's War?
  *Supposed meeting of the Lords E.?
  *The Great Rollback

Lexicon of the Lost 500 Years