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The Real Dark Side of Star Wars: Spoilers

2015-12-16 doycet Musing One comment

I need to talk about something pretty shitty, but it requires a little background information, first. Many of you probably already know this background info, but some of you don’t, so I’m filling it in for them; everyone else, please bear with. I doubt it will surprise anyone to know I’m a long time Star […]

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Random Update: What am I playing?

2015-12-08 doycet Actual Play, MMO & Computers One comment

I’ve accidentally taken a fairly long break from gaming, whether you are talking about table top or computer games. The

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Another good article on how people enjoy games

2015-10-01 doycet Musing

Money quote: "And so help me, if you try to explain the difference between buy-in and immersion and engagement in

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Very interesting read on game design

2015-10-01 doycet Musing 4 comments

Definitely looking forward to Part 2, and (of course) I've started looking at my own gaming and that of those

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RPGs with my Family: Dungeon World

2015-09-01 doycet Actual Play, Musing

It’s been a little while since I’ve had a chance to play any “of your cool games” with my niece

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August 31 #RPGaDay2015 : Favorite Non-rpg things to come out of RPGing

2015-08-31 doycet Musing

Meeting my wife.

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August 8 #RPGaDay2015 : Favorite appearance of RPGs in the Media

2015-08-09 doycet Musing

Eliot and his friends playing D&D in E.T. – it's what got me to talk my mom into buying me

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August 5 #RPGaDay2015 : Most recent RPG purchase

2015-08-05 doycet Musing

The Undying rpg kickstarter just funded, so I guess that's my most recent purchase. I don't care much about running

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Getting caught up on #RPGaDay2015

2015-08-04 doycet Musing

http://autocratik.blogspot.com/2015/06/rpgaday2015-this-august-it-is-happening.html August 1 : Forthcoming game you're most looking forward to My daughter +Kaylee Testerman and I are both excited

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Summer Break RPGs with Kaylee, #5: Tearful Farewells

2015-07-15 doycet Actual Play, Table Top

After Kaylee voiced her concerns with the way things were going during the last session, we started off this session

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Summer Break RPGs with Kaylee, #4: Lines and Veils

2015-06-29 doycet Actual Play, Musing, Table Top

The title for this post doesn’t have anything to do with the story of what happened in the game. It

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Summer Break RPGs with Kaylee, #3: Getting Things Started

2015-06-26 doycet Actual Play, Table Top

I promise I’m (almost) done mulling over game systems and talking about what might or might not work. Instead, lets

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Summer Break RPGs with Kaylee, #2: Dungeon Age? Dragon World?

2015-06-24 doycet Actual Play, Musing, Table Top

So I’m pondering Dungeon World with only one player, but player characters in DW need bonds with other characters, and

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Summer Break RPGs with Kaylee, #1: Just Figuring out What to Play

2015-06-22 doycet Actual Play, Musing, Table Top

My gaming with Kaylee is fairly well documented and, in general, we’ve been pretty happy playing Fate or Fate Accelerated.

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June Game Day

2015-06-22 doycet Musing 5 comments

Nice game day yesterday with +Dave Hill, +Kay Hill, +Margie Kleerup, +Kim Stone, +Tim White, +Kaylee Testerman, +Kate Testerman, +Mary

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I'll take five of these, please

2015-05-06 doycet Musing One comment

Assorted colors and sizes. Shared via

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Playing Hero Kids with my Hero Kids

2015-03-11 doycet Actual Play, Game Design, Links & Resources, Table Top 2 comments

Last night, in lieu of normal bedtime activities (reading Winnie-the-Pooh, Justice League I-Can-Read books, or our new favorite, Bone), Kaylee

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I am a Nerd (Final-ish version)

2015-01-12 doycet Links & Resources

I’ve posted versions of this on my main blog, but while I like it, it didn’t quite feel like it

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GotG: the Avengers Campaign

2014-12-30 doycet Musing One comment

"So I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game,

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I Miss Nights Like This

2014-12-11 doycet Musing 6 comments

So much. Much to be thankful for – Table TitansYou can do eet! This was at the penultimate game of

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Managed to squeeze out a win in our first play of The Great Heartland Hauling Co. +Kate Testerman?, +JoAnn Testerman?, and +Doug Testerman? immediately demanded a rematch. Fun game!

2014-11-29 doycet Musing 2 comments

 

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Superhero mini battles, take two

2014-11-17 doycet Musing

At Kaylee's request, which I count as a success for the "system." This time with a mat and no tape

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The Glitcherman

2014-10-25 doycet Links & Resources 7 comments

Today, I was walking around the neighborhood with my daughter, looking at trees and houses. (There are only 3 or

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I Predict Season 3 of Tabletop is Going to Cost Me a Lot of Money

2014-10-22 doycet Musing

Oh dear, that's a good list. Tabletop season 3 – the complete list of games and playersLast night, we wrapped

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New Must-Get Game

2014-10-05 doycet Musing

Holy crap. Temple Run + Forbidden Island + Cooperative play = TAEK MAH MONEH AND GIVE TO ME NOW!!! Also:

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The D&D 5e Monster Manual is probably the best Monster Manual ever made for the game

2014-10-04 doycet Musing

… and yet it can hacked, updated, modified, and otherwise screwed with in many fascinating ways, which is what Zak's

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"CCP just changed the Null jump game."

2014-10-03 doycet Musing

Yup. Pretty much. The Distance in HandCCP Nullarbor pulled the word cloud for the jump changes thread. It looks like

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"Crit"

2014-10-03 doycet Musing

via +Lee Kenyon Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?Fuuuu

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What's an Eldritch Horror's Perception Rating?

2014-10-01 doycet Musing

I have never wanted a character with stealth abilities more than I do when playing The Secret World. Never ever.

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Original x-com is available on iPhone/Android.

2014-09-29 doycet Musing 3 comments

A very real 'shut up and take my money' moment.

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Mostly actual play from online tabletop games, played on Roll20. Also random other stuff.

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Session 09 of our co-op playthrough of Ironsworn: Starforged.

We pause long enough to trade supplies with an old and deeply unsettling acquaintance: Anora Talin, a razor-sharp trader with too much insight and no hesitation about using it. What starts as a resupply stop turns into one of the biggest lore sessions of the campaign so far.

In this episode:

- the precursor map/tablet reveals more strange behavior
- Cole’s importance becomes clearer
- secrets about the Balefire and Cobalt Reach emerge
- a new faction concept appears: The Tethered
- Tinker risks deeper contact with the symbiote
- navigation experiments go very, very wrong
- we end with one of our favorite cliffhangers yet

Thanks for watching/listening along with our little corner of space.

2026 04 14
Sometimes, the story tells you it wants to be something else.
Timefoolery finds us once again.

2026 03 10
See the thing is, I called episode six "Crystal Snails", and then I got Vulfmon's Disco Snails stuck in my head, and then this happened. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if you've never heard of Disco Snails.
I'm sorry if you HAVE heard of Disco Snails.
Mostly, I'm sorry to Vulfmon.

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

There's bodies in the airlock, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall and they crawl right at you
They've synthesize deadly toxins up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (P-p-p-party)

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Their location? In your station
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.
(With apologies to Vulfmon.)

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system fail
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They're not ill-willer, they're just killers...

2026 03 03
Tinker and Quin engage in a time-honored spacer tradition (drinking and conspiracy theories) followed by another time-honored ironsworn tradition (fighting for your life).

2026 02 24 timebolted
We meet Quintin's daughter, and then head out on our main mission. Both of these go exactly as we expected, as usual.

2026 02 17

Music by Kevin MacLeod. Intro by kleber-kgf.
This game, man... this game....

A few notes: the audio is still uneven. I tried a few things, but I need to try a few more. Stay with us and I'll get it sorted, I promise.

2026 02 13
Kiri's symbiote saves him... from something, or for something?
Quinn pulls on the strings trailing from everyone on Providence Station.

2026 02 03
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