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Category: Links & Resources

Oh, the Humanity (map)

2008-07-08 doycet Links & Resources One comment

Ready for your next game of surrealist dream warriors.

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This is awesome.

2008-06-27 doycet Links & Resources

Go here, type in your name, and watch it morph into a weapon.

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Design Challenge: a world without spiders

2008-06-25 doycet Links & Resources

The premise: A GM is starting up a new game, and wants to have a world with no spiders. Result:

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DnD “DM” Reference Screen

2008-06-24 doycet D20, Links & Resources One comment

In Flash, hosted here, and thus accessible anywhere. Because I am a nerd with a few minutes free time.

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DnD errata

2008-06-24 doycet D20, Links & Resources

*WotC’s official D&D 4e errata *enworld’s unofficial D&D 4e errata

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How did they know?

2008-06-23 doycet Links & Resources

Waiting in my Inbox, early this morning… Not quite the 60% discount is was on preorder, but the box set

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OM Freakin’ G: The DnD 4.0 game with the seven-year old got even more awesome.

2008-06-09 doycet D20, Links & Resources

You haven’t been keeping up with the exploits of D and his dad Tony? Why on earth not? Go here.

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Learn about DnD 4.0 with some cool, funny guys.

2008-06-06 doycet D20, Links & Resources One comment

Okay, so here’s what happened. Tycho and Gabriel from Penny Arcade, plus Scott Kurtz from PvP, got together with one

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For the nerd on your Father’s Day list

2008-06-03 doycet D20, Links & Resources, Musing 3 comments

Dungeons and Dragons, 4th Edition. I’m sorry, I’m just hearing too much good stuff about it. The indie roleplaying community

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Ding: the sound of PROGRESS!

2008-03-20 doycet Links & Resources, MMO & Computers

MP3 sound files of the “level-up ding” from 40 different online games. Coming soon as a ringtone to a phone

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Sillof’s Workshop: Reimagining your Childhood

2008-01-10 doycet Links & Resources One comment

I’m not sure who this mad, mad genius is, but I can’t argue with the results. Boing Boing linked to

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Dragonlance Animated Movie: first one released in a few days.

2008-01-08 doycet Links & Resources One comment

Holy crap. Holy CRAP. Okay, the animation isn’t great, but the voices are pretty good. Why am I so excited?

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So Conflicted

2007-11-06 doycet Links & Resources

The Zombie Fluxx card games combines a great love and a great hate of mine. Love: Zombies. Man, I likes

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[SotC/Fate] A Different Take on Phases

2007-10-23 doycet Links & Resources, Musing, Table Top

From one of the game’s author’s a great tweak to the phases in SotC character generation to move away from

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scroll right

2007-10-16 doycet Links & Resources 2 comments

Completely. Awesome.

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Jonathan Coulton is full of Awesome

2007-09-21 doycet Links & Resources

Don’t believe me? Peruse the Jonathan Coulton – Listening Suggestions. I’m going to buy, like… everything on his site. So

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Pretty much applies to any game

2007-09-21 doycet Links & Resources

Penny Arcade! – The Protip

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Granted, I don’t actually digress about PHP…

2007-09-08 doycet Links & Resources

DM of the Rings XIV:Boring Distractions D&D is a sort of simulation. A simulation of living in a fantasy world

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So I can clear it out of my email/reminder folder

2007-08-06 doycet Links & Resources

Theory From the Closet: Interview with Fred Hicks This is a really good, fairly long interview. Clyde does some really

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When you know the indie designers are doing something right

2007-07-07 doycet Links & Resources One comment

“Story Game” (400 page, hard-bound, beautiful, hard-crunch, sci-fi blaster, smacking) Burning Empires won Origins’ RPG of the year award, beating

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Go! (An excellent tutorial)

2007-07-03 doycet Links & Resources 2 comments

Click To Play

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Their stupid, epheme-hip baby names are your NPCs monikers!

2007-06-30 doycet Links & Resources 2 comments

Via ***Dave, Unique, Unusual, and invented names of 2007 & 2008 may make you laugh out loud at nine out

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“You’re a player, too.”

2007-06-14 doycet Links & Resources

Story Games for Everybody – I’m not enjoying running Primetime Adventures. I’ve run PtA a couple of times and played

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So. Much. Fun.

2007-06-13 doycet Links & Resources

RPG Motivational Posters: all 400 of them.

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Bang bang bang

2007-06-11 doycet Links & Resources One comment

I’ve talked (a lot) in the past about running games that are essentially built on nothing but Bangs (or as

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Wierd internet gestalt

2007-06-07 doycet Links & Resources

So, I was at the Forge forum, and reading down the forum thread: [Forge Midwest]Interview with Ron Edwards, and promised

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More SotC Stuff

2007-06-06 doycet Links & Resources One comment

Spirit of the Century reference sheets. Most excellent.

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SotC Hack

2007-06-06 doycet Links & Resources

John Harper (author of Agon) is playing in a Spirit of the Century game and hacking in some things that

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It’s big, it’s beautiful, it’s illustrated, and it’s finally DONE.

2007-06-03 doycet Actual Play, Links & Resources One comment

Television Without Pity (not really) presents a recap of the first half of the two hour series premiere of Ill

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oooooh…

2007-06-03 doycet Links & Resources

Gunporn.

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Doyce Testerman

Mostly actual play from online tabletop games, played on Roll20. Also random other stuff.

Doyce Testerman
Sometimes, the story tells you it wants to be something else.
Timefoolery finds us once again.

2026 03 10
See the thing is, I called episode six "Crystal Snails", and then I got Vulfmon's Disco Snails stuck in my head, and then this happened. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if you've never heard of Disco Snails.
I'm sorry if you HAVE heard of Disco Snails.
Mostly, I'm sorry to Vulfmon.

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

There's bodies in the airlock, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall and they crawl right at you
They've synthesize deadly toxins up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (P-p-p-party)

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Their location? In your station
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.
(With apologies to Vulfmon.)

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system fail
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They're not ill-willer, they're just killers...

2026 03 03
Tinker and Quin engage in a time-honored spacer tradition (drinking and conspiracy theories) followed by another time-honored ironsworn tradition (fighting for your life).

2026 02 24 timebolted
We meet Quintin's daughter, and then head out on our main mission. Both of these go exactly as we expected, as usual.

2026 02 17

Music by Kevin MacLeod. Intro by kleber-kgf.
This game, man... this game....

A few notes: the audio is still uneven. I tried a few things, but I need to try a few more. Stay with us and I'll get it sorted, I promise.

2026 02 13
Kiri's symbiote saves him... from something, or for something?
Quinn pulls on the strings trailing from everyone on Providence Station.

2026 02 03
The Ironsworn - Tolari and Quinn are wrapped up in the spectacular mundanities of everyday survival in the Oasis sector.

(Tim is quickly figuring out the system, while Doyce forgets he has an asset 30 seconds after mentioning it, so everything is going as expected.)

2026 01 27
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