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Month: September 2002

Tick Tock

2002-09-26 doycet D20 One comment

We’re coming up on a changing of the guard, I think. People’s schedules are changing, including mine, and I forsee

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“Well, I didn’t know you were called Dennis, did I?”

2002-09-20 doycet Game Design 7 comments

Turn of a Friendly Die: WISH 14: Cross-Gender Play What do you think about cross-gender characters (i.e., men playing female

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Session 16 – Prince of Alderaan

2002-09-19 doycet Actual Play 2 comments

Star Wars: The Prince of Alderaan The RimWorld Bacta War Part IX: “Automatic” The group on the independant space station

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Yeah, but what’s he like?

2002-09-18 doycet Game Design One comment

Turn of a Friendly Die: WISH 13: Character Backgrounds How do you like to build character backgrounds? Do you think

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A scotsman, a reformed thief, a gay half-orc, halfling wizard, and two fearless warriors walk into a bar…

2002-09-18 doycet Conventions One comment

Rey is organizing events for the October Rebellion convention here in Denver, which is running ‘living’ games exclusively. For those

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Last night’s game

2002-09-14 doycet Actual Play One comment

An annoying railroad section of the plot has come and past, but besides that, probably the first game I’ve really

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Pulpy Goodness

2002-09-10 doycet D20 One comment

I’ve finally added a link to the Pulp Adventures! website on the linkbar to the left. (The only reason I

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“I cast magic missle. I attack the DARKNESS.”

2002-09-10 doycet Links & Resources One comment

Ahh, the paranoid religious tracts of Mr. Chick. I remember seeing Dark Dungeons in the ‘reading rack’ in the entryway

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Moody

2002-09-09 doycet Game Design One comment

Turn of a Friendly Die: WISH 12: Mood Maintenance How do you keep the mood? And once lost, how do

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More Pigskin Geekout

2002-09-03 doycet Links & Resources

Tuesday Morning Quarterback is a pretty entertaining way to keep up on the weekly pro football action. It used to

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Pigskin Picks

2002-09-03 doycet Links & Resources

My roster for the Weblogger Fantasy Football League: Favre, Brett (QB-GB) Horn, Joe (WR-NO) Rice, Jerry (WR-Oak) Green, Ahman (RB-GB)

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And I don’t even like Tacticon

2002-09-03 doycet Conventions 3 comments

An all-weekend gaming convention does not take up the whole weekend; it takes up the whole month. Between getting modules

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Imperial Scarecrow Fury!

2002-09-03 doycet Links & Resources

Via Dave, the Verbal Kung-Fu Generator, providing five new Kung-Fu Moves every 15 minutues! shaolin mustard-seed slash stunning patriarch penetration

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Doyce Testerman

Mostly actual play from online tabletop games, played on Roll20. Also random other stuff.

Doyce Testerman
Sometimes, the story tells you it wants to be something else.
Timefoolery finds us once again.

2026 03 10
See the thing is, I called episode six "Crystal Snails", and then I got Vulfmon's Disco Snails stuck in my head, and then this happened. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if you've never heard of Disco Snails.
I'm sorry if you HAVE heard of Disco Snails.
Mostly, I'm sorry to Vulfmon.

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

There's bodies in the airlock, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall and they crawl right at you
They've synthesize deadly toxins up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (P-p-p-party)

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Their location? In your station
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.
(With apologies to Vulfmon.)

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system fail
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They're not ill-willer, they're just killers...

2026 03 03
Tinker and Quin engage in a time-honored spacer tradition (drinking and conspiracy theories) followed by another time-honored ironsworn tradition (fighting for your life).

2026 02 24 timebolted
We meet Quintin's daughter, and then head out on our main mission. Both of these go exactly as we expected, as usual.

2026 02 17

Music by Kevin MacLeod. Intro by kleber-kgf.
This game, man... this game....

A few notes: the audio is still uneven. I tried a few things, but I need to try a few more. Stay with us and I'll get it sorted, I promise.

2026 02 13
Kiri's symbiote saves him... from something, or for something?
Quinn pulls on the strings trailing from everyone on Providence Station.

2026 02 03
The Ironsworn - Tolari and Quinn are wrapped up in the spectacular mundanities of everyday survival in the Oasis sector.

(Tim is quickly figuring out the system, while Doyce forgets he has an asset 30 seconds after mentioning it, so everything is going as expected.)

2026 01 27
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