‘The Golden What?’

Things go awry in discussing a one-shot JL supers game with Randy on the phone.
[Warning, mention of sexual paraphenalia follows.]

Randy: So I’ve been thinking about this one-shot supers thing I’ve been wanting to do, and I figured out another good one besides the movie-x-men thing.
Doyce: What’s that?
Randy: Justice League, using guys from the animated show. It works really well, and it’s familiar to almost everyone even if you’re not into supers.
Doyce: Cool.
Randy: The only thing that would need changing is some of Wonder Woman’s background.
Doyce: Well, it’s a one-shot, it’s not like it’ll matter that much.
Randy: Yeah, but you have to establish what kind of resources she has, and where her home is. The Amazon Island thing they use on the show is lame, and it doesn’t explain a lot of stuff.
Doyce: Like…
Randy: Like why she wears a thong.
Doyce: She doesn’t wear a thong.
Randy: Depends on who draws her.
Doyce: She doesn’t wear a thong on the show.
Randy: No, but she’s still wearing high-heeled boots. Her people have obviously studied some of the outside culture.
Doyce: Thongs and high-heeled boots?
Randy: It’s a good thing they didn’t make the lasso a whip.
Doyce: You have to wonder what channels they’re picking up out on the island.
Randy: “Diana, we’ve studied the culture and found out that many of the men in the highest levels of power obey and willingly accept punishment from women dressed in this fashion — we think it’s exactly that sort of image you want to project.”
Doyce: “Mother… what’s this?” “That’s the Golden Butt-plug of Justice; it forces evildoers to tell the truth.”
Randy: Now we know what that tiara’s for.

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