R. Sean Borstrom at Hitherby Dragons explains the dancing pope army:
The Vatican forces will also clean your floors. They’re a dancing Pope army *and* a floor wax. This makes them practically unstoppable.
She really is a genius. I’m a bit awed.
Also, check out the “One of these days” entry.
Oh, funny story about chest-bursting aliens. Once upon a time, there were the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rooster (but not Hen, since girls are a different animal), Rabbit, Monkey, Dragon, Horse, Hopping Vampire, Snake, Goat, and Alien…