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Category: Actual Play

Star Wars – Session 12 & 13

2002-07-11 doycet Actual Play

Session 12 – Stunning Revelations The GM has lost his notes on this session, so until he finds them, here’s

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Sessions 9, 10, and 11

2002-05-16 doycet Actual Play

A Scrolling intro for Session 9, 10, 11 (and probably 12 and 13) can be view here. Here’s a summary

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[Star Wars] Death Sticks found in Subadult School

2002-04-29 doycet Actual Play

JRADE DISTRICT, CORUSCANT – The Jrade School Board expressed shock and dismay at the finding of death sticks in a

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Session Nine, part one

2002-03-23 doycet Actual Play One comment

After a miserable night of dealing with the sudden Senatorial name-chance, I’ve come to this conclusion: For the sake of

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Session Eight: Head Trip

2002-03-10 doycet Actual Play One comment

We couldn’t play on Friday, due to the weather, but we did manage to get everyone together Saturday night for

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Session Seven

2002-02-26 doycet Actual Play 6 comments

Star Wars Campaign Session seven was on Friday the 22nd, and I’m going to talk about that as well as

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Up up and away

2002-01-28 doycet Actual Play, Table Top 3 comments

So we started playing the Justice Squad campaign this weekend. Lots of fun. Here’s my personal good/bad/ugly list. Good –

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Game tonight

2002-01-25 doycet Actual Play

Session … not sure what number… sixth? The group just levelled up to 3rd. Rey can’t make it, so I

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Proper Care and Feeding of your young Geek

2002-01-14 doycet Actual Play 5 comments

This Saturday, I ran a little one-shot for Jackie, Justin and the Hill-Kleerups. Justin was playing his ubiquitous halfling thief,

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Game Tonight

2001-12-16 doycet Actual Play

Game tonight. I got Nothing. Addendum: Dave sent me something funny to cheer me up. Comments on the game and

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Price of Honor

2001-12-12 doycet Actual Play 2 comments

Robert has logs up for the DND campaign over here. They are pretty good, and fun because they really sound

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Game Log 3 — Down Below

2001-11-24 doycet Actual Play

Third game session last night, another one of the sessions I’ll refer to as “Establishing Shots”, to use a movie

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Star Wars, Session 2

2001-09-21 doycet Actual Play

The second session was sort of spread out over an abortive attempt to get something going on 15th, and a

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Star Wars, Session 1

2001-09-07 doycet Actual Play

Okay, I don’t remember when we ran the first session… would have had to have been about… let’s say 9/7.

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Star Wars, Prince of Alderaan, Beginning

2001-09-01 doycet Actual Play

Lovely. Actually, this is cool. I tried to do something like this about 3 years back with TiHE, and I

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Mostly actual play from online tabletop games, played on Roll20. Also random other stuff.

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Session 09 of our co-op playthrough of Ironsworn: Starforged.

We pause long enough to trade supplies with an old and deeply unsettling acquaintance: Anora Talin, a razor-sharp trader with too much insight and no hesitation about using it. What starts as a resupply stop turns into one of the biggest lore sessions of the campaign so far.

In this episode:

- the precursor map/tablet reveals more strange behavior
- Cole’s importance becomes clearer
- secrets about the Balefire and Cobalt Reach emerge
- a new faction concept appears: The Tethered
- Tinker risks deeper contact with the symbiote
- navigation experiments go very, very wrong
- we end with one of our favorite cliffhangers yet

Thanks for watching/listening along with our little corner of space.

2026 04 14
Sometimes, the story tells you it wants to be something else.
Timefoolery finds us once again.

2026 03 10
See the thing is, I called episode six "Crystal Snails", and then I got Vulfmon's Disco Snails stuck in my head, and then this happened. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry if you've never heard of Disco Snails.
I'm sorry if you HAVE heard of Disco Snails.
Mostly, I'm sorry to Vulfmon.

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

There's bodies in the airlock, for the snails are on the loose
Watch your step, they're only one inch tall and they crawl right at you
They've synthesize deadly toxins up in their buggy bodies
This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (P-p-p-party)

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system FLAIL
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Their location? In your station
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They’re not ill-willers, they’re just killers.
(With apologies to Vulfmon.)

Inside every snail shell is a tiny glowing gastropod
Precursors might be dead, or fled: transcended into spacey gods
But here they left behind these shiny slimy buggy bodies
These super freaky guards will slime and kill you as a hobby

Crystal snails, they’re on the walls and closing in on you with glowing trails
Their slime is poison that will make your nervous system fail
They crawl into your suit and lick your face until you fail
To breathe! Because you cannot fight these snails

[Chorus]
Crystal what?
Crystal snails, they'rе leaving deadly trails
Crystal wherе?
Current position's in your engine
Crystal how?
They're on your ship, they've got the Drip
Crystal why?
They're not ill-willer, they're just killers...

2026 03 03
Tinker and Quin engage in a time-honored spacer tradition (drinking and conspiracy theories) followed by another time-honored ironsworn tradition (fighting for your life).

2026 02 24 timebolted
We meet Quintin's daughter, and then head out on our main mission. Both of these go exactly as we expected, as usual.

2026 02 17

Music by Kevin MacLeod. Intro by kleber-kgf.
This game, man... this game....

A few notes: the audio is still uneven. I tried a few things, but I need to try a few more. Stay with us and I'll get it sorted, I promise.

2026 02 13
Kiri's symbiote saves him... from something, or for something?
Quinn pulls on the strings trailing from everyone on Providence Station.

2026 02 03
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